Clueless Turns 30! Relive the Top 10 Most Iconic Quotes

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Back in the groove of the ’90s, I’d say “Clueless” is like a modern-day “Mean Girls,” but with a 19th-century Jane Austen twist. Released a whopping 30 years ago, it’s now a timeless teen comedy that has us millennials laughing out loud. The film stars the fabulous Alicia Silverstone as Cher Horowitz, a rich girl who’s not only stylish but also loves meddling in her friends’ love lives. As we join Cher on her high school journey, we follow her through the ups and downs of teenage romance and self-discovery.

In the mid-1990s, the movie “Clueless” significantly influenced pop culture, particularly in schools nationwide in America. You’d be hard-pressed not to hear a line from this iconic film while walking down a hallway. Phrases from it have seeped into popular culture and become a fixture in our daily lives. Thirty years have passed, yet we continue to quote ten famous lines from “Clueless” and chuckle at them afterwards.

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“Do you prefer ‘fashion victim’ or ‘ensembley challenged?’” – Cher

In the ’90s, Cher embodied the height of fashion trends. At a recent gathering, she encounters her rival, Elisa Donovan’s character Amber Mariens, sporting an attire that was recently worn by Cher herself.

In my opinion, after witnessing such an unoriginal choice in attire, I couldn’t help but summon Amber and bluntly ask, “Are you more of a ‘clothing disaster’ or ‘ill-coordinated’ kind of person?”

This way, the sentence maintains its original intent and tone while being rephrased in a first-person perspective as a movie reviewer.

9
“She’s my friend because we both know what it’s like to have people be jealous of us.” – Cher

I couldn’t imagine being a queen bee without my loyal confidante, who I can confide in about everything from school gossip to shared disdain for some parents. Just like Dionne Davenport (Stacey Dash) is to Cher Horowitz in the movie “Clueless,” she’s more than just a sidekick; she’s my friend because we’ve both experienced similar challenges and triumphs that have brought us closer together. Though it may not be the best basis for friendship as Cher might suggest, I believe our bond runs deeper – even if Cher herself isn’t fully aware of it yet.

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“Well, there goes your social life.” – Dionne

In gym class, Amber acts like a typical wealthy, aloof girl by expressing displeasure at participating in any physical activities. She states that her cosmetic surgeon advises against activities involving objects that could hit her nose.

In a playful yet critical manner, Dionne, showing disapproval towards Amber, delivers a witty remark: “And there goes your popularity, if I’m not mistaken.” This humorous retort subtly highlights the value of high school status and carries an undercurrent of sexual suggestiveness.

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“I’m not a prude, I’m just highly selective.” – Cher

Over dinner, Dionne playfully remarks, “Cher is waiting for Luke Perry to propose,” which leaves one of her friends, Tai (Brittany Murphy), surprised and questioning, “Cher, you’re a virgin?” However, Cher remains composed. “I’m not a prude, I’m just very particular in my choices.

This statement likely strikes a chord with anyone engaged in the laborious, monotonous journey of online dating. It seems quite plausible that, given the chance, Cher might find herself frequently swiping ‘no’ on dating apps.

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“She’s a full-on Monet.” – Cher

In a playful manner, when Tai inquires about Amber’s attractiveness, Cher humorously replies, “Amber is like a Monet from afar – she seems alright. But if you get too close, well, let’s just say it might not be as pretty as it appears from a distance.

Art historians could contend that this explanation is quite basic when it comes to understanding Monet and his work. However, for many individuals who grew up in the ’90s, this would have been as far as their knowledge on Impressionist art went.

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“I totally paused!” – Cher

In the movie, it’s evident that while Cher is skilled in various areas such as fashion, matchmaking, and social status, her driving abilities leave much to be desired. Repeatedly throughout the film, she makes significant driving errors and disregards traffic rules, culminating in her failing her driving test almost immediately. During one instance, Dionne scolds Cher for running a stop sign. “I did stop!” Cher retorts. However, it’s important to remember that a stop sign means exactly that – stopping the vehicle.

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“Oh my God, I’m totally buggin’.” – Cher

In a twofold situation, Cher becomes interested in a stylish newcomer named Christian (Justin Walker), only to be puzzled when he rejects her feelings. Dionne’s boyfriend, Murray (Donald Faison, known later for his role in the hit TV series “Scrubs”), chuckles at Cher’s confusion and reveals that Christian is gay. “Not a chance, forget it!” Cher rebutts with a grin, a famous line from “Clueless” that paved the way for the contemporary expression, “I can’t even!”. However, as reality sinks in, the smile fades from Cher’s face, and she delivers this hilarious remark: “Oh my goodness, I’m completely losing it!

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“You’re a virgin who can’t drive.” – Tai

Just as Cher has a devoted little dog, so too does Tai always stick by her side and admire the ground beneath Cher’s feet. However, an unexpectedly spirited side of Tai emerges when she senses that things won’t work out between Cher and her romantic interest.

With a deadly glare, Tai delivers one of the most brutally frank remarks ever seen on screen: “You’re inexperienced and can’t drive.” Mic drops. Overwhelmed by her friend’s blunt criticism, Cher retorts with another famous quote: “That was incredibly harsh, Tai.

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“Whatever!” – Amber

Have you ever had someone form their fingers into a “W” shape and use it to express “What’ever”? If so, you can thank the movie “Clueless” for that amusing memory, as Amber used this gesture during her debate with Cher in the film.

The phrase ‘Whatever’ is one of the most recognized catchphrases from the movie ‘Clueless’, even earning a special edition titled, ‘Clueless: The Whatever Edition’. Amber uses it frequently, but unfortunately for her, Cher is the one who delivers the film’s most famous line.

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“Ugh, as if.” – Cher

If you’re a fan of the movie Clueless or grew up in the ’90s, then you’d recognize this classic line. The film’s most memorable and emblematic phrase, which is deeply etched in the memories of ’90s girls, goes like this: “Ugh, it’s so not!” Cher utters this after being touched in a manner that could likely result in cancellation in today’s times.

This phrase swiftly captured public attention and became a craze in schools nationwide, eventually becoming indelibly linked with the film “Clueless.” It’s one of the most iconic lines from ’90s cinema, contributing significantly to the cultural identity of that era.

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2025-02-01 07:02