Dumb Things In Red One We Can’t Ignore
As a diehard movie enthusiast, I must express my bafflement over “Red One,” a seemingly ambitious 2024 Christmas-action-adventure-comedy-wannabe blockbuster that somehow graced the big screen instead of streaming platforms, if it truly belongs anywhere at all. This peculiar production, hard to label as a film at this stage, chronicles the adventures of the muscular and formidable bodyguard, Callum Drift (Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson), who is decked out in snug, muted green-and-red leather attire. The extraordinary client of our action hero? None other than the iconic Santa Claus himself (portrayed by J.K. Simmons, renowned for voicing the character in the 2019 animated film “Klaus”).