Crypto Doomsday: Memecoins Implode! 😱
In the sort of gloom one might associate with a particularly dreary Tuesday, Bitcoin, that digital bauble, has been loitering around the $85,000 mark for days. ETH, XRP, and SOL – names that sound like distressed cries for help – are clinging to resistance levels with the tenacity of a social climber at a duchess’s funeral. Meanwhile, the memecoins, those fleeting digital absurdities, have, predictably, taken a tumble. One weeps, naturally. 😭