A Wild Bitcoin Reserve Scandal: Trump and Schiff Showdown 🍿
Taking to X (formerly Twitter, but now apparently a superhero symbol), Schiff ranted in his usual dramatic style, accusing Trump of unleashing a speculative circus where fortunes disappear faster than donuts at a weight-loss convention. And boy, did he have evidence! He pointed a trembling finger at the $TRUMP meme coin, a sad excuse for a cryptocurrency that’s been tumbling like Humpty Dumpty—down 80% in value and still managing to break hearts everywhere. 🚨