10 best Anil Kapoor dialogues: ‘Aaj jhuth bola toh mithai’ and other Jhakaas lines

10 best Anil Kapoor dialogues: ‘Aaj jhuth bola toh mithai’ and other Jhakaas lines

As a devoted admirer of the enigmatic and charismatic Anil Kapoor, I find myself deeply moved by his remarkable journey through the realm of Hindi cinema. For decades, he has been a beacon of versatility and talent, captivating audiences with his electrifying performances in an array of unforgettable roles.


Legendary actor Anil Kapoor, known for his breakthrough role in Woh Saat Din (1983), has been a significant figure in Bollywood for many years. Just like a fine wine, Anil Kapoor is getting better with age and has shown his range through memorable roles such as Lakhan from Ram Lakhan and Majnu Bhai from Welcome. Many of us grew up listening to Anil Kapoor’s lines in various films he starred in.

Among all his acting roles, Anil’s charming portrayal of Kishan in “No Entry” stands out as the most memorable. And who can forget that famous line: “If I lie every day, then today was my first lie!

Just as Anil Kapoor consistently evokes a range of feelings with his acting, we’re thrilled to share some of his most memorable lines with you. Enjoy the top Anil Kapoor quotes!

10 best Anil Kapoor dialogues that prove how versatile he is:

1. Rajiv bhai aap naraaz mat ho, pyaar se samjhana hai na samjhayenge, waise bhi ye pyaar bhi bahot pyaara hota hai.

The dialogue originates from the memorable comedy film “Welcome,” starring Anil Kapoor as Majnu Bhai, also known as Sagar. In a particular scene with Akshay Kumar and Katrina Kaif, he says this line: “I will make Uday Shetty’s movie director understand in a loving manner.

2. Ye kya bhagwan? Roz sach bolta hoon to pitai aaj pehli baar jhuth bola toh mithai! Biwiyon ko bewakoof banana kuch zyada mushkil nahin hai. Mai bhi Prem ki tarah no entry mein ghus jaaoon?

Remember when Anil Kapoor, as Kishan spoke about lying to his wife, Kajal played by Lara Dutta in No Entry? Kishan says these lines to God.

3. Main koi cheez tukdo mein pasand nahi karta … I want everything completely my own.

In the movie “Humko Deewana Kar Gaye”, Anil Kapoor’s character, Karan Oberoi, spoke these words to his on-screen partner, Jiya Yashvardhan, portrayed by Katrina Kaif.

4. Bada haathi pakadne se pehle thoda rassi ko dheel deni chahiye, 1 2 ka 4 aur 4 2 ka 1.

This line originates from Anil Kapoor’s well-known movie, “Ram Lakhan.” In the movie, Anil portrays the character of Lakhan who later becomes a police officer, and delivers this dialogue while in uniform.

5. Hum dard bechte hai, khareedte nahi hai.

In a different phrasing, it goes like this: Anil Kapoor (character as Vikrant Kapoor in Taal) addresses Aishwarya Rai’s character, Mansi Shankar, with the following words.

6. Aadmi zabaan se kuch kehta hai…dimaag se kuch aur sochta hai…aur dil kuch aur hi chahta hai

In Subhash Ghai’s film Trimurti, Anil Kapoor played the roles of either Anand Singh or Sikander. The dialogue delivered by him during the movie reflects real-life human inclinations.

7. Hindu marriage act ke mutabik, ek patni ke hote hue koi doosri shaadi nahin kar sakta…kaise (haan) kardun Kajal? Zeher ko chakh kar parakhne ki zidd karrhi ho aur mai haan kardun? Nahin ye nahin ho sakta.

In the movie Judaai, recall the moment when Sridevi’s character Kajal persuades her husband, Raj (played by Anil Kapoor), to marry a wealthy woman in exchange for great wealth? This conversation occurs during a scene where Anil as Raj is attempting to explain to his wife that he can’t remarry another woman according to the Hindu Marriage Act.

8. Aaj tak tum log baimaani aur zulm ka bazaar garam karte rahe … magar ab tumhare zulm aur paap ke pyale chalak uthe hai … ab tumhare ek ek jurm ka hisaab liya jayega.

In the famous title role of Mr. India, Anil’s character Arun, who possesses the ability to become invisible, says this warning to either Teja or Daaga in the following conversation:

9. Jab main tumhari Umar ka tha main bus mein office jaya karta tha aur paise nahin hote the to paidal, joote ghis-ghiske phat jaate the. I worked very hard, Kabir.

As a die-hard Anil Kapoor fan, I can’t help but recreate the heartfelt dialogue he delivered as Kamal Mehra in Dil Dhadakne Do. In one emotional scene, after his wife, the graceful Neelam Mehra (played by Shefali Shah), shares the news that she will purchase the plane Kabir (Ranveer Singh) had been eyeing – a plane that just happened to be Kamal’s own – here’s how I believe the conversation might have gone:

10. Abey sun bina signal ke mobile, kal tak mujhe 5 khokhe chahiye samjha?

In that memorable scene from the film, it’s when Anil Kapoor’s character, Majnu Bhai, bursts into Dr. Ghungroo’s store, played by Paresh Rawal. Majnu demands a whopping 50 crores as his protection money, and the exchange between them was nothing short of laughter-inducing!

Professionally, Anil Kapoor is widely recognized for his roles in films such as Mr. India, Ram Lakhan, Chameli Ki Shaadi, Welcome, No Entry, Karma, Trimurti, Dil Dhadakne Do, among numerous others. In 2020, he appeared in Vikramaditya Motwane’s movie titled AK vs AK.

Anil Kapoor’s latest projects involve films such as Fighter and Saavi. He’s currently preparing for future releases, namely War 2 and Alpha. War 2 is being helmed by Ayan Mukherji, while Alpha is a production under Aditya Chopra’s Yash Raj Films banner.

Anil Kapoor is truly an icon. Which dialogue did you love the most?

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2024-09-06 23:53