As a fan who cherishes the raw and unfiltered honesty that Dave Bautista brings to his roles, both on and off-screen, I must say his recent roast of Donald Trump was nothing short of epic. The man’s ability to channel his character from Guardians of the Galaxy into real life is truly remarkable!
What can anybody say about Donald Trump that hasn’t already been said? What possible criticism can one make that might cut through the noise nearly a decade after Trump launched his first presidential campaign? Well, Dave Bautista (via Jimmy Kimmel Live!) might have figured it out, with his brutal roast of the former president going viral.
Kimmel’s group and Bautista produced a video (as seen below) for Wednesday night’s episode of ABC’s late-night show, featuring Guardians of the Galaxy actor Chris Pratt expressing his opinions about the image of Trump as a masculine figure. It’s clear that this video aims to assist Kamala Harris in appealing to male voters, a group she’s finding it difficult to connect with. Despite its purpose, the video remains quite amusing to watch.
As I pump iron here in the gym, it’s clear to me that many folks see Donald Trump as some sort of tough guy,” I remark. “But let me tell you, he isn’t. Just take a look at him. He uses more makeup than Dolly Parton herself. He whimpers like a newborn babe. The man is scared of birds! You know that whole draft dodging story? Well, his daddy paid off a doctor to claim his feet were hurt so he could avoid the Vietnam War. Just gaze upon that belly – it’s like a bloated sack filled with buttermilk. He peddles fake baseball cards, pretending to be a cowboy-fireman. He doesn’t have the strength to even hold an umbrella properly. Watch him drink water – it’s more like a delicate pink chickadee sipping. His physique is something like Dolly Parton’s, with those massive jugs. He cheats at golf, and he’s been known to sneak around beauty pageant dressing rooms. And that little dance he does? It looks like he’s trying to pleasure a pair of giraffes.
Continues Bautista: “He can be grumpy, he sulks, and he has outbursts reminiscent of a five-year-old driving a big truck. He seems to bow down to Putin. His behavior on social media is more catty than a mean girl. He struggles walking downhill without assistance. This November, let’s stop pretending. Donald Trump fears rain, dogs, wind, Meryl Streep, and being ridiculed. Mostly, he’s terrified that real American men will discover he’s a weak, chubby toddler. What’s the matter, tough guy? Did someone grab you by the private parts? Wimp.
Check out the video below.
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2024-10-17 20:26