Trump’s Crypto Team Makes a Move… Bigger Than His Hair!
Oy vey! It seems the Trump family is now in the business of crypto, and they’re not messing around. Word on the street is that Trump’s World Liberty Financial (WLFI), a company that makes even the most “liberal” investment banker look conservative, has just thrown a whopping $47 million into Bitcoin! Can you believe it? The man who loves gold is now holding some digital gold, and he didn’t even have to build a giant wall to get it. 😜
WLFI, a company that’s so “new” they’re still figuring out what “DeFi” means, bought up a ton of Wrapped Bitcoin (WBTC), which is like a digital dollar bill with a Bitcoin face on it. And they did it all in the hours leading up to Trump’s inauguration! It’s like a big “middle finger” to the establishment, but with more zeros on the check. 🖕
One expert, David Bailey, who apparently knows more about Bitcoin than about fashion, said it was a “poetic” move. He probably thinks it’s poetic because it rhymes with “sh*t.” Anyway, Bailey saw WLFI buy up all this Bitcoin, and he’s been bragging about it on Twitter. It’s probably the only time Bailey has ever been proud of something Trump did.
And let’s not forget the Trump family’s other crypto ventures. They’ve launched a couple of meme coins, called TRUMP and MELANIA! If you thought their political careers were a joke, wait until you see what they’ve done with their crypto. Honestly, it’s a good thing they aren’t selling NFTs, because the only thing they’d make money on is selling “Trump NFTs,” and we’ve all seen enough of that already.
Now, all this Bitcoin buying sent the price soaring, and it hit a new all-time high. Of course, the moment Trump took the oath of office, the price dropped. It’s like the market was saying, “Trump’s here, it’s going to be a wild ride, but we’re out of here.” That’s what happens when you’re running the country with the same unpredictable energy you bring to a reality show. The people who love you will love you, and the people who hate you will hate you, but the market just wants to make money, and it’s not always pretty.
But even though Bitcoin had a bit of a slump, some people are still optimistic. Maybe they’re just hoping Trump will create a “Strategic Bitcoin Reserve” to make the world’s worst asset even worse. The irony, of course, is that Trump will probably use the Bitcoin reserve to buy more gold, because he loves gold so much, he would even buy it if it was the only thing left in the world. Except maybe a cheeseburger. 🍔
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2025-01-20 21:23