Whales—those big fish in the crypto sea—are hoarding over 10,000 BTC like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party. Their Accumulation Trend Score is above 0.5, which is basically code for “I’m buying all the Bitcoin!” 🍕💰
Apparently, these cloud-wranglers sold 37.5 million shares at $40 a pop. Initially, they were aiming for a much grander spectacle, involving 49 million shares at somewhere between $47 and $55 each. However, the stock market, being the fickle beast it is, decided to have a bit of a wobble, causing CoreWeave to reconsider their lavish party plans. 🎉 > 😭
While the crypto world stages a comeback, Solana scripts a melancholic falling wedge on the four-hour chart, à la Bitcoin [BTC].
But don’t let that fool you! The past few sessions had Bitcoin sitting pretty above $85,000 like it was on a throne made of dollar bills. This stalemate signals a timeout from the wild, drama-filled swings we’ve all come to love—or dread, depending on your portfolio.
And what mighty winds these are! Trade skirmishes among nations, portentous chatter around economic upheavals – it’s enough to make any investor clutch their purse strings tighter than a miser at a charity gala. Indeed, the market’s mood swings rival those of a Dostoevskian protagonist, intense and unpredictable. While Bitcoin hums a tune of resilience, it dances precariously amid the nerves of traders already as taut as violin strings. 🎻📉