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Now, cast your eyes upon the lofty folks at the Vanguard Group Inc., who for years have scorned Bitcoin and the wider world of cryptocurrencies like a cat would a swimming pool. With a modest hoard of around $10 trillion in assets, they once deemed Bitcoin a venture fit only for the foolhardy. But lo and behold, recent whispers from the SEC tell a different tale! In a plot twist that even the best novels couldn’t cook up, Vanguard now holds more than 20 million shares—almost 8 percent of Strategy Inc., the proud owner of 601,550 Bitcoins, as of this very moment.

According to the ever-watchful Bloomberg, our precious news source, Vanguard now possesses more than 20 million pieces of MSTR—over 8% of this peculiar enterprise—pushing Capital Group into second place in the hierarchy of institutional ownership. This grand investment, as it stands, amounts to a staggering $9.26 billion. Truly, who knew sarcasm could so elegantly adorn the balance sheet?

Our vigilant little tracking bot, Whale Alert, spotted this fabulous escapade. The ever-so-enthusiastic Sani, of timechainindex.com fame, took to X to announce, “Well, well, well! Our cheeky friend is dancing again, kicking off with a sprightly 10,000 BTC from the fabled 80,000 we discussed previously.” This jolly jabber was alluding to that red, white, and blue ruckus when our aquatic superstar shifted 80,000 BTC in eight dances of 10,000 coins apiece. Talk about a veritable ballet of Bitcoin! 💃🩰

Bitcoin, that cheeky digital currency, is strutting around with a price tag over $120K, officially declaring itself the fifth most valuable asset on this spinning rock we call Earth. With a market cap of about $2.4 trillion, it’s now worth more than both Google and Amazon. Can you believe it? Google is now lurking under the shadow at just around $2.2 trillion. Talk about playing second fiddle! 🎻

Senator John Kennedy, a man known for his… let’s say, “passionate” outbursts, took umbrage with Richard Painter, a former White House ethics lawyer. The good senator, it seems, had taken offense to a report by BeInCrypto, which suggested that a certain senator had received a substantial sum of money from crypto firms. 💸