UNI’s Ascension: A Dance with Fate

On the 30-minute chart, a bullish pennant pattern emerged, like a phoenix from the ashes, after a strong upward thrust from the $6.80 region. Crypto Joe, that esteemed sage, observed the pattern’s consolidation between $7.22 and $7.30, before the breakout, a clarion call to the bulls, occurred 📣.

DeFi’s Latest Darling: Kuru Labs

But what, you may ask, is the grand vision of Kuru Labs? Ah, dear reader, it is nothing short of revolutionary: to create a central-limit orderbook (CLOB) combined with automated market-making capabilities for Monad, that super-fast version of Ethereum that has been making waves in the crypto world 🌟.

Ethereum’s Bullish Ballet: When Crypto Meets Comedy

In an X post, the ever-optimistic Believer pointed out that ETH has reclaimed key Fibonacci support at $2,572 and is now grinding higher toward the resistance level. The immediate focus is on flipping $2,605 into support, which would confirm short-term bullish control and open the door toward $2,665, the next key resistance level. It’s like trying to push a boulder uphill, but with a bit of luck and a lot of determination, the bulls might just manage it. 🏃‍♂️💪

Pi Network Must Plunge Below $0.40 to Begin Its Absurd Comeback—Analysts Explain (Bad News Involved)

1. Pi2Day Has Been Milked Dry 🥛: Did you thrill at June’s Pi2Day, AI deals, and new merchants? Congratulations on your disappointment! These ephemeral bursts of hope, like so many Dostoevskyan love letters, were written in a fever and forgotten by breakfast. There was excitement, yes, but no capital—just the sweet perfume of collective delusion. The market, ever the jilted lover, has sobered up.