Oh, great. Another NFT collection. Because what the world desperately needs right now is MORE virtual game CDs. 🙄 Compact Games NFT is launching 33 games that nobody asked for, starting January 31st. Unbelievable. 😒
Magic Eden marketplace? More like Magic PAINFUL. They’ve got four rarities – standard, bronze, silver, gold – which is basically just a fancy way of saying “different prices for the same garbage”. Who comes up with this stuff? 🤦♂️
These games look like they were designed by crypto bros who think Flappy Bird is still cutting-edge. Pengu Pong? Cryptoads? Are you KIDDING me? It’s like they’re trying to make memes into video games. Pretty, pretty, pretty ridiculous. 🐧
3333 virtual game CDs at 0.06 ETH each. You know what I could do with that money? ANYTHING ELSE. But sure, let’s buy digital game CDs that probably work 30% of the time. Sounds like a BRILLIANT investment. 💸
✳️ Chain: @AbstractChain
💵 Price: 0.06 ETH
📀 Game CDs: 3333
⭐ Rarities: 4
🎮 Unique Games: 33
🚀 Launchpad: @MagicEden
🎯 Mint date: January 31stGet ready to collect, play, and compete! 🕹️
— Compact Games 📀 (@compactgamesnft) January 27, 2025
How to Waste Your Time and Money
Want to play? Connect your crypto wallet – because THAT sounds totally secure and not at all complicated. Then select a game CD and “insert” it into a virtual console. It’s like reliving the 90s, except instead of fun, you get confusion and potential financial ruin. What a TREAT. 🎮
They claim it’s an “exciting gaming experience”. Pretty bold statement for what looks like glorified clipart with blockchain sprinkled on top. Innovation? More like desperation. 😂
And let’s not forget – not all blockchain gaming ventures succeed. Midnight Society just shut down after three years. But I’m SURE this will be different. Totally. Absolutely. 🙃
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