Michael Saylor’s Shocking Plan to Burn His Bitcoin Keys Revealed!

🚨 The Bitcoin Billionaire’s Secret Plan 🚨

Oh, darling. You’re probably thinking, “Michael Saylor is going to burn his Bitcoin keys as he dies? How very… dramatic.” But, sweetie, that’s not exactly what he said. 🙄

Apparently, some media channels got a bit carried away with the clip from Cointelegraph, and now everyone’s thinking Saylor’s going to take his Bitcoins to the great beyond with him. But, honey, that’s not what he meant at all.

🚨 FOX BUSINESS: Michael Saylor hints that after his death, his Bitcoin keys will be destroyed, ensuring his BTC is never sold—calling it a “pro rata contribution” to all Bitcoin holders.

— Cointelegraph (@Cointelegraph) February 9, 2025

So, what did he actually say? Well, Saylor thinks it would be a good idea for someone with a lot of Bitcoins to, you know, burn their keys. But not because they’re going to die, darling. Because it would make a “pro rata contribution” to all the other Bitcoin holders out there. 💸

It’s all about the scarcity, sweetie. With fewer Bitcoins in circulation, the ones that are left become more valuable. It’s like when you find that one rare designer handbag at a thrift store – it’s worth a fortune! 👜

Now, I know what you’re thinking: “But what about Saylor’s own Bitcoin stash?” Well, darling, he didn’t exactly say he was going to do it himself. He just shared the idea with others. Although, there is a chance he might consider it. But, honey, we’ll just have to wait and see.

And, let’s be real, the idea does make sense. It’s like when Satoshi Nakamoto created Bitcoin with a scarcity mechanism. It’s all about the value, sweetie. And Saylor’s all about the value of Bitcoin. 💸

How good is this idea?

Well, darling, it’s not a bad idea at all. But, there are some factors that might just throw a wrench in Saylor’s plan. Like, have you heard about quantum computers? 🤖 They might just be able to break those Bitcoin wallets and free up all those “lost” coins. Oops.

And, let’s not forget, the hard cap on Bitcoin is not set in stone. It can be changed, darling. So, if that happens, Saylor’s vision might just go up in flames. 🔥

But, until then, we can just sit back and enjoy the drama, sweetie. After all, as they say, “the show must go on.” 🎭

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2025-02-13 02:25