11 Awful Martial Arts Movies That Are Surprisingly Fun to Watch

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Many film enthusiasts possess movies that they acknowledge aren’t particularly good, yet still find enjoyable – whether you label them “guilty pleasures” or “so-bad-they’re-good films.” This perspective on cinema can be applied broadly across various genres. However, the action genre, in particular, during the ’90s in the Western world, was inundated with below-par productions due to its popularity. Delving deeper into this, the martial arts craze at its peak (with numerous children aspiring to be ninjas) has resulted in a surplus of films that have managed to captivate audiences despite their numerous imperfections.

Despite the fact that there are still plenty of subpar films in the action genre, it’s worth noting that even some of the worst ones can end up being highly enjoyable. Here are a few action movies from the past several decades that fall into this category – they may be terrible, but they sure know how to entertain!

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‘Gymkata’ (1985)

Numerous attempts to innovate action cinema during the 1980s and ’90s often resulted in flops. One such example is the movie “Gymkata,” where they cast Olympic gymnast Kurt Thomas as Jonathan Cabot. In this fictional story set in Parmistan, he serves as an SIA agent who competes in a martial arts tournament. If he emerges victorious, his mission will be accomplished: granting the U.S.A. permission to install a satellite in their territory, providing them with a strategic advantage.

Martial Arts Meets Gymnastics

Engaging in gymnastics doesn’t translate to effective martial arts combat, especially when you consider that martial arts are all about inflicting maximum damage while expending minimal energy. This often leads to ridiculous fight scenes and a somewhat foreseeable storyline. However, the production quality and the persistent humor of the series ensure an consistently enjoyable viewing experience.

10
‘We’re Going to Eat You’ (1980)

Once the haunting melody from the hit horror film “Suspiria” begins to play, it becomes clear that the movie “We’re Going to Eat You” doesn’t prioritize quality or novelty. Directed by Tsui Hark, this action/horror/comedy revolves around Agent 999, who is dispatched to a secluded village in pursuit of a criminal called Rolex. Upon his arrival, he discovers that the villagers have acquired a taste for human meat and are eager to sink their teeth into him.

HK Cannibal Action

In the world of action cinema, it’s challenging to overlook Hong Kong productions entirely, given their unique ability to transform predictable cheese into a delightful art form. However, what sets “We’re Going to Eat You” apart is its captivating blend of martial arts, B-horror, and slapstick comedy. This movie encapsulates the charm of the era in HK action, making it an enjoyable watch as a strange amalgamation of genres, despite its plot being somewhat derivative, pieced together from various films that form its patchwork storyline.

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‘Fight of Fury’ (2020)

You encounter certain individuals whose rooms have been graced with a Bruce Lee poster for years on end. Now, Bruce Lee is undeniably a cinematic legend deserving of respect, but there’s a peculiar wisdom that can emerge from admiration of the man and an attempt to emulate his martial arts and philosophical style. In the role of both star, scriptwriter, and director, Shunny Bee exudes a strong affection for Bruce Lee as he engages in combat with a criminal ring dealing in human trafficking while intermittently sharing insights.

Wisened Dad-Fu

The film titled “Fight of Fury” is quite cheesy and seems to be the work of an inexperienced filmmaker. However, actor Shunny Bee somehow manages to make a likable impression despite the shortcomings, and the fight scenes are well-executed. The movie possesses that unique charm of being so bad it’s good, with some peculiar confrontations and outdoor settings; an affluent gang lounging on lawn chairs in a messy backyard, ready to launch into action whenever they receive a call. Memorable lines, abundant cheese, and an abundance of action make this martial arts movie with its flaws still quite enjoyable.

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‘Lion Man’ (1975)

In only a few instances has early Turkish cinema gained recognition in the West, frequently through peculiar adaptations that offered low-cost versions of popular films such as Star Wars and The Exorcist. Nevertheless, some underappreciated jewels continue to survive despite financial constraints. One such gem is Lion Man, a film about the son of a king who is secretly kept alive after his father’s execution, living among wolves and learning their combat skills. Now a fully grown man with razor-sharp claws, the main character, known as Lion Man, seeks vengeance upon his return.

A Turkish “Classic”

Outside his homeland Turkey, Cüneyt Arkin was a highly talented actor, amassing more than 300 film roles. His portrayal as a martial artist inspired by a lion is incredibly engaging, and the fights are skillfully choreographed with an abundance of exaggerated action, lending them a delightful, almost cartoonish appeal.

The film, in practice, falls short of being exceptional. Yet, it’s filled with delightful small details and thrilling action sequences that manage to overshadow its cheesy aspects and unconventional narrative style. Remarkably, the movie was popular enough to inspire a follow-up. Additionally, AGFA modernized the film’s technical aspects, allowing it to be reintroduced to audiences many years after its first premiere.

7
‘High Kicks’ (1993)

With a shoestring financial plan, unsuccessful attempts at sensuality, and an innovative martial art form derived from aerobics, one might expect a catastrophe. However, this low-budget film surprisingly offers a warm, endearing viewing experience, despite its apparent flaws. The narrative commences in a manner reminiscent of many films of the time, revolving around a tale of vengeance born from an attempted sexual assault. The victim seeks guidance in martial arts from a transient figure to ensure her safety, and their bond blossoms as the story unfolds.

From Aerobics to Martial Arts Master

High Kicks” possesses the endearing quality of a film crafted by enthusiasts who are passionate about martial arts but lack expertise in other filmmaking aspects. The dialogue feels halting, performances appear rigid, and everything seems uncomfortably clichéd. Yet, imperfections can lead to an incredibly enjoyable movie experience, especially when it strives earnestly to distinguish itself and does so with a dramatic flair. With the right company, “High Kicks” offers a delightful night out.

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‘Mortal Kombat’ (1995)

When you catch sight of the title “Mortal Kombat“, does it trigger an iconic scream from the 1995 film’s soundtrack in your mind? No worries, we all do that too. “Mortal Kombat” is usually remembered with a touch of nostalgia. It was a hit in arcades, sparked political debates, and for many, it marked their first exposure to graphic violence in video games.

The Nostalgia Remains Strong With This One

Setting those issues aside, the competition between Earth and the Netherrealm in that tournament comes off as painfully campy, from its outdated special effects to its unremarkable action, which barely stands out among its contemporaries. However, the movie manages to capture the spirit of the era and the video game franchise so well that it’s hard not to feel pumped up when the techno kicks in, and Scorpion shouts his iconic line, “Get over here.” Despite its numerous flaws, the original film remains entertaining and will always hold a special place.

5
‘Carter’ (2022)

People prone to motion sickness or discomfort may find the South Korean action film “Carter” an intense jumble. The story follows a man who awakens in a chaotic DMZ zone, named Carter. He must fight through waves of thugs, agents, and civilians resembling zombies. A cryptic voice guides Carter, and he is assigned to protect a young girl. As he progresses, he starts to untangle his own past.

Please, Make The Action Stop!

The movie “Carter” initially captivates audiences with an exhilarating opening scene featuring a lone hero taking down a swarm of gangsters in a bathhouse. However, as more scenes unfold one after another, it becomes apparent that the film lacks any clear narrative direction and consists mainly of extended, unrealistic action sequences. The plot is thin and serves only to connect these sequences. Some viewers may find “Carter” overindulgent and foolish, but its relentless supply of outrageous action – a blend of martial arts, gunfights, and debatable CGI – keeps it engaging.

4
‘Ninja III: The Domination’ (1984)

Instead of watching Ninja and Ninja II, move directly onto the standout film of the series: Ninja III: The Domination. Directed by the same mind behind Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo, this oddball blend is a testament to ’80s greatness in every detail. When a ninja dies on an American mission, he bequeaths his katana to Christie Ryder, a telephone line worker, who finds herself haunted by an ancient Japanese spirit’s curse.

A Little Bit The Exorcist A Little Bit Wu-Tang

Mixing elements of action, eroticism, and horror, Ninja III: The Domination is one of those movies that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks. While this usually results in a muddled mess of a film, the elements manage to create a pretty absurd yet exciting martial arts-heavy feature. The most entertaining aspect is the mysticism around Ninja, with the opening sequence seeing a single one take out dozens of cops while performing miraculous feats (and amazing stunt work).

3
‘The Dark Angel: Psycho Kickboxer’ (1998)

Check out that captivating poster design! It’s hard not to be drawn in, especially with the “The Dark Angel: Psycho Kickboxer,” which is frequently abbreviated as “Psycho Kickboxer.” This film features 5-time World Kickboxing Champion Curtis Bush as Alex Hunter. As Hunter rises through the kickboxing ranks, his life takes a dark turn when a gang murders his wife. At his lowest point, he encounters an old-timer who used to be a top fighter and helps him regain control of his life.

Part Psycho, All Kickboxer

The query is: Does Psycho Kickboxer decapitate someone? The response is affirmative. However, the movie often drags on due to subpar acting and direction, but it manages to retain interest as it occasionally delivers strange or intriguing dialogue or actions that keep viewers engaged even when it seems like they might lose focus.

2
‘Superfights’ (1995)

In my experience, sometimes all it takes to keep me hooked is watching two fighters duke it out in a ring. That’s exactly what Superfights offers. This film tells the story of Tony, an ordinary warehouse worker, who harbors dreams of competing in the world-renowned fighting league, Superfights. After bravery intervening to save a woman from some thugs, he becomes a national hero and is handpicked as the next big thing for the legendary fighting ring. However, as he delves deeper into the league, he uncovers its dark underbelly of corruption and mistreatment.

An Exciting Martial Arts Tournament

This fight sequence is exceptional, seamlessly transitioning between battles and showcasing an eccentric troupe of fighters whose primary motivation is to battle others to establish dominance; extra kudos go to their eye-catching outfits. The storyline may be predictable, but it offers unexpected humor that surprisingly keeps you hooked. In essence, if you’re a fan of action movies with tournament formats, this underrated gem, often dismissed due to its numerous flaws, could be a delightful find for you.

1
‘Miami Connection’ (1987)

Miami Connection stands out as the ultimate cheesy yet enjoyable action adventure: Many parts of this film are drenched in poor dialogue, wooden acting, and annoying tunes; you might find yourself humming “Friends through eternity” long after your initial watch. The story revolves around a band of grown orphans who share a passion for martial arts and performing as “Dragon Sound.” Their lives take a turn when they encounter a dangerous gang, leading them into a lethal conflict with Miami’s underworld criminal elements.

Don’t Mess with Dragon Sound

The majority of the film features clumsy dialogue and minimal action that is oddly amusing, managing to maintain viewer interest. The climactic scenes are extravagantly violent and over-the-top, resulting in a delightful blend of unintended humor and intense action. Miami Connection gained immediate cult status due to this unique mix; when the film was rediscovered years after its initial release, it received a remastered theatrical screening.

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2025-02-17 04:33