In the vast, unyielding landscape of digital currency, where fortunes are made and lost quicker than a tumbleweed in a dust storm, Grayscale Investments has thrown open its gates wider than a barn door. They’ve added seven more loyal steeds to their ever-growing Smart Contract Platform Fund, as if the original stable wasn’t already groaning under the weight of expectation. 🐎💨
In a grand proclamation via X—not to be mistaken for a mere whisper in the wind—Grayscale announced, “Look here, folks! Our Smart Contract Fund now proudly carries the likes of Ethereum, Solana, Cardano, Avalanche, Sui, Near, and Polkadot.” A no-frills investment for those allergic to digital wallets and private keys—because who wants the headache of managing that mess? 🤯
Now, if you thought high finance was a gentlemen’s game, think again! Solana claims the crown with a whopping 31.30% of the pie—just edging out Ethereum by a hair. It’s like a showdown at high noon, only instead of guns, they wield algorithms. And there’s Cardano striding in with 18.23%, looking as confident as a rooster in a henhouse. 🐔💪
Next in line is Avalanche, peeking in at a modest 7.26%, and trailing close behind are Sui (6.50%), Near (2.95%), and Polkadot (2.54%). A real ragtag band, if there ever was one! They’re all weighed and measured under a system that’s as fair as a game of dice, ensuring no single asset hogs the limelight—because, heaven forbid, we upset the status quo! 🎲
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2025-02-28 21:24