“Trump’s Crypto Cha-Cha: Bitcoin‘s Bait-and-Switch!”
Why did Trump play hide-and-seek with Bitcoin and Ethereum in his crypto reserve? And why the sudden change of heart? What’s the real game plan for Bitcoin’s future as a national treasure?
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Trump’s Crypto Shuffle: The Big Reveal
After months of whispers and guesses, President Donald Trump drops the crypto bombshell: a U.S. crypto strategic reserve!
On March 2, he throws Ripple (XRP), Solana (SOL), and Cardano (ADA) into the mix. 🌀
A U.S. Crypto Reserve? Finally! After years of Biden’s bumbling, my Executive Order brings XRP, SOL, and ADA to the party! 🎉
— Trump Posts on 𝕏 (@trump_repost) March 2, 2025
But wait, where’s Bitcoin (BTC) and Ethereum (ETH)? The crypto world is baffled! 🤔
An hour later, Trump’s like, “Oops, my bad! BTC and ETH are in too, they’re the heart of the reserve!” 🤩
And, of course, BTC and ETH, my favorite digital gold! They’re the heart of the reserve! 💖
— Trump Posts on 𝕏 (@trump_repost) March 2, 2025
Senator Cynthia Lummis had pushed for a Bitcoin-only reserve. Trump, ever the showman, decides to mix it up! 🎩
His decision? A cocktail of crypto that’s got everyone buzzing. 🍸
Market Madness: Altcoins on a Rocket
The crypto market goes wild! 🐂 In 24 hours, it surges by $230 billion, from $2.81 trillion to $3.04 trillion. That’s an 8% jump!
ADA skyrockets, SOL soars, XRP jumps for joy! Even Bitcoin and Ethereum join the party. 🚀
But not everyone’s happy. Bitcoin fans feel snubbed, even though Trump later embraced BTC and ETH. 🤨
Trump rugged Bitcoiners, who gave him a 30-minute standing applause and voted for him. 🤡
— Irina ₿. Heaver (@IrinaHeaver) March 2, 2025
Crypto analyst The Bitcoin Therapist throws some shade, joking that even Bitcoin skeptic Peter Schiff might turn into a maximalist now. 🤣
The idea of XRP, SOLANA, and CARDANO in a strategic U.S. reserve is so retarded that even Peter Schiff is becoming a Bitcoin maximalist. 🤪
— The ₿itcoin Therapist (@TheBTCTherapist) March 2, 2025
Insider Trading? Oh, the Drama!
The drama unfolds! Hours before the news, a trader goes all-in with a $200 million bet on BTC and ETH. 🤲
Going 50x long on $eth & $btc with $200,000,000 is crazy. This is either a very rich degenerate or a market maker about to move the market. 🤑
— Teddy Bitcoins (@TeddyBitcoins) March 2, 2025
With just $4 million down, the trader’s bet pays off big time after Trump’s announcement. 🤑
Teddy Bitcoins asks, “If Bitcoin has no insider trading, explain this.” 🤨
If “Bitcoin has no insider trading” explain this: 🤔
— Teddy Bitcoins (@TeddyBitcoins) March 2, 2025
Speculation runs wild! Investor Mike Alfred hints at Trump’s team profiting from the announcement. 🤑
Now we know who made this insanely well-timed $4M, 50x leverage bet on BTC and ETH. Well played @realDonaldTrump and @DonaldJTrumpJr. This is how you turn power into money. The Bidens played small ball in comparison. Bravo! 🎩
— Mike Alfred (@mikealfred) March 3, 2025
Journalist Ben Norton points out Trump’s crypto czar’s financial ties to the assets in the reserve. 🌀
Jaw-dropping corruption in the US: Trump’s billionaire crypto czar is invested in a fund with holdings in the U.S. government Crypto Strategic Reserve. 🤯
— Ben Norton (@BenjaminNorton) March 3, 2025
Crypto czar David Sacks denies any wrongdoing, but the plot thickens! 🕵️
Correct. I sold all my cryptocurrency before taking office. 🤖
— David Sacks (@DavidSacks) March 3, 2025
Despite the drama, there’s no concrete evidence of insider trading or undue influence. Yet! 🤷
Experts Weigh In: Is This Genius or Madness?
The crypto world is divided! Some see Trump’s move
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