Bitcoin’s Comedy of Errors: The $85k Fiasco! 😂💸

Well, well, well! It seems our dear friend Bitcoin is playing hard to get! 💔 On this fine Monday, it tried to break the $85,000 barrier but ended up with a high of $84,644 and a low of $82,361. Talk about a rollercoaster ride! 🎢 Meanwhile, SOL and XRP are lagging behind like they just missed the bus! 🚌💨 Both dropped nearly 3% in the last 24 hours. Ouch!

As of now, Bitcoin is hanging around $83,250, with a trading volume that could buy a small country—$24.92 billion! 💰 Investors were hoping BTC would break above $85,500 and liquidate the Hyperliquid Whale, but it seems the whale is still swimming happily! 🐋

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SOL is on a downward spiral, dropping from a high of $130 to a low of $123.69. It’s like watching a sad movie—down nearly 3% in the last 24 hours! 😢 XRP isn’t doing much better, dropping 4% from its daily high of $2.3758 to $2.2478. Someone get these coins a motivational speaker! 📉

But wait! CAKE is having a party with an 8% jump! 🎉 It’s been surging like it just won the lottery! And let’s not forget OKB, TRX, ATOM, and TON, all up nearly 5% today. They must be on a winning streak! 🏆

On the flip side, PI (Pi Coin) is leading the losers’ parade with a whopping 16% drop! 😱 CRO and BERA are also feeling the heat, losing over 7% in the past 24 hours. It’s a tough crowd out there!

Trending Crypto Today

  • CAKE (Pancakeswap)
  • RAI (Reploy)
  • BNB (BNB)
  • X (X Empire)
  • API3 (API3)

Today’s Top Crypto Gainers

  • CAKE (Pancakeswap): +8%
  • OKB (OKB): +6%
  • BNX (BinaryX): +6%
  • TRX (Tron): +5%
  • ATOM (Cosmos): +5%

Today’s Top Crypto Losers

  • PI (Pi Coin): -16%
  • CRO (Cronos): -7%
  • BERA (Berachain): -7%
  • TRUMP (Official Trump): -4%
  • SHIB (Shiba Inu): -4%

According to Coinmarketcap, the global crypto market cap today is sitting pretty at $2.7 trillion, with a trading volume of $74.24 billion. That’s a lot of zeros! 💸💸💸

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2025-03-18 13:10