Bitcoin’s Jaw-Dropping Rocket Ride: Arthur Hayes Stirs A Frenzy

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Now, I’ve heard tell that Mr. Arthur Hayes, fella behind BitMEX, is fixin’ on one swift jolt that might hurl that wild steed called Bitcoin into a brand-spankin’ new realm of all-time highs—bless our hearts, all while President Trump fiddles with them tariffs!

That Hayes chap mentioned to his 679,700 admirers on that social contraption X that, if folks keep tossin’ away US treasuries and that 10-year bond contrivance keeps a-risin’, there’s a mighty chance we’ll see the money printer go brrrr. History tells us that’s the secret sauce that’s sent Bitcoin screamin’ into orbit before. 🤠

“It’s on like Donkey Kong. If these shenanigans persist this weekend, we’ll see more of those swift policy pirouettes. BTC’s got just one direction now—UP (and not the morning elevator ride)!”

Moreover, Hayes reckons that China’s subtle yuan-weakening trick—like a tired tortoise on a Sunday stroll—might prompt folks to scoot their nests into Bitcoin for safekeeping. Ain’t that a treat? 🤯

“No handshake deals up in here. PBOC keeps its foot on the printing pedal, letting the yuan sag ever so gently. Things are about to get spicier than Aunt Polly’s chili. Lucky for us, Bitcoin’s a fool for money printin’ and the yuan’s slow crumble.”

Lastly, Mr. Hayes foresees that banks shall likely receive that glorious Supplementary Leverage Ratio (SLR) exemption, courtesy of Jamie Dimon’s request. This sweet little exemption grants banks the freedom to load up on more Treasuries without stashing extra capital, leaving ‘em free to fling their loans like confetti on a parade.

“Whatever Jamie Dimon sets his eye on, Jamie Dimon nabs. SLR’s the fancy pass we need to launch BTC straight to the moon!”

Meanwhile, rumor has it that Bitcoin’s sittin’ pretty at $83,343, notching a tidy 4.9% climb in just a day—like a cat findin’ cream. 😏

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2025-04-12 15:02