Amidst the whispering pines and gentle chirp of Slovenian sparrows, the Finance Ministry—like a somber poet pondering fate—has conjured a vision: a 25% tithe on the elusive profits from cryptic currency trades. A draft law, as open to the public as the melancholy sky, seeks to ensnare those who turn digital dreams into tangible coin.
They decree: only when true coin (fiat) is born from the shadowy dance of cryptocurrency, or when one dares to purchase a humble loaf of bread or a cup of coffee, shall the taxman come to claim his due. Yet, the secret barter of crypto-to-crypto, or the quiet shifting of assets in one’s own cabinet of wallets, remains untouched—as if the Ministry understands that taxing phantoms would be madness. This, declared on April 17, with the solemnity of a monk reading ancient scrolls.
The law would bind the tax on these phantom profits to the rigid rules that govern the worldly realm. Slovenian sinners, pardon—taxpayers—must chronicle every exchange with the reverence of a monk copying sacred texts, lest the tax demon strike without mercy. The calculus of this new torment is simple enough: riches gained minus riches paid, and from the residue, a quarter plucked like a ripe fruit from the tree of fortune.
Klemen Boštjančič, the stern warden of Slovenia’s coffers, confided in the Times of Slovenia that the current state of tax-free crypto frolic is, in his words, “illogical and unreasonable.” One might suspect he views crypto trading like a secret garden where vagabonds grow speculative weeds unpruned by the state’s shears.
The Grim Whisper of Dissent: Crypto Growth Fears
From the shadowed halls of the national assembly strides Jernej Vrtovec, bearing the flag of opposition. On April 16, he rustled the leaves of this proposal with a cry: Slovenia risks missing the train to the crypto promised land, sabotaged by its own government’s tax shackles.
“Too much takings!,” he laments—surely echoing the cry of many a beleaguered youth. “With such taxation, young minds and money will flee like startled hares into foreign fields. Taxes, my friends, ought to coax life, not smother it with a bureaucratic noose.”
The people’s voice carries until May 5—a deadline looming like the winter frost. Should the lawmakers stamp their seal upon this edict, then on the first dawn of 2026, it shall become law. As always, the game of tax chess continues.
Recall, if you will, that in the prior year 2023, Slovenia already exacted a modest 10% toll on crypto withdrawals and payments, yet turned a blind eye to capital gains from casual coin-flipping, as documented by the scribes at Token Tax. Hobbyists escape with a wink, while miners and stakers pay their due in income shadow.
One recalls a gentler proposal from the spring of 2022: a mere 5% on gains exceeding 10,000 euros—a plan that perished like a winter blossom, never touched by law’s hand.
And so, far from the taxing tempest, Slovenia quietly issued its first digital sovereign bond last July—a stately 30 million euros, promising a 3.65% kiss of interest. Meanwhile, in the land of mountains and minds, an estimated 98,000 crypto souls twirl in this intricate ballet—roughly 4.6% of 2.12 million hearts beating beneath the Triglav peaks. The market dreams of summoning nearly $2.8 million in revenues, a modest sum for a land so rich in vision and irony. 🤡🚀
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2025-04-18 05:21