Bitcoin’s Wild Ride: When Your Crypto Psychic Actually Gets It Right

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So here’s a tale you don’t hear every day: a Bitcoin price prediction from a month ago, made by the ever-mystical Doctor Profit, actually came true. Yes, that Doctor Profit, who probably wears a lab coat just for Instagram clout, confidently threw out numbers on the social media stage (X, formerly Twitter – because what better place to prognosticate financial fate?). On March 21, he laid out a script that would make Shakespeare jealous: specific price points, support zones, resistances, and a sprinkle of M2 money supply magic. Fast forward 30 days, and Bitcoin did the cha-cha right to his beat. Spooky? Maybe. Impressive? Absolutely. 🪄💸

How Bitcoin Played Follow-the-Leader With Doctor Profit’s Crystal Ball

Turns out, the M2 money supply is the misunderstood wallflower at the crypto dance, and Doctor Profit decided to give it the spotlight. While most investors threw confetti for increased liquidity starting February, Doctor Profit was busy telling them, “Been there, priced that” — because Bitcoin’s bullish parade from September 2024 had already RSVP’d to that liquidity party. He even pointed out a “Golden Line” (yes, that’s what he calls the weekly EMA 50, because why be boring?) sitting around $76,000 as the spot where Bitcoin would either cry uncle or bounce back. Spoiler alert: Bitcoin bounced like a kid on a sugar rush.

April’s drama began with a crash (because of course it did), but come April 9, Bitcoin hugged the Golden Line at $76,000 like a long-lost friend. A few days later, it swaggered back above $87,000—just as Doctor Profit predicted. Who needs tarot cards when you’ve got moving averages, am I right? 📈✨

Brace Yourself: Next Stop, The $70,000 Support Rollercoaster

Now here’s the juicy part: the next move. Doctor Profit says Bitcoin might take a graceful nosedive toward the $70K-$74K zone—just below that beloved Golden Line. Think of this as the “tough love” phase in Bitcoin’s on-again, off-again relationship with its traders. How it behaves in this range will finally reveal if it’s ready to clean up and commit—or ghost us all into a Black Swan nightmare where $50,000 looks like the good old days.

Two roads diverge at this $70-$74K fork:

  • If Bitcoin dips briefly but then leaps back above the Golden Line with a solid close, it’s time to ditch your short positions, roll up your sleeves, and start hoarding those sats like a squirrel before winter.
  • If it closes below, well, cue ominous music—prepare for a bearish tumble into depths where only brave hodlers dare to tread.

Best guess? This drama unfolds by early May, but despite the soap-opera-worthy dips, Doctor Profit remains the eternal optimist. The bull run will stage its comeback around May or June, aiming for jaw-dropping new all-time highs between $120,000 and $140,000. So tighten those seat belts, folks. 🎢🚀

At the moment, Bitcoin sips the champagne at $87,526, up a cheeky 3.28% in the last 24 hours. Oh, and Bitcoin’s resistance to the bearish script? It all falls apart if we get that weekly candle above $100,000—because who doesn’t love a good plot twist? 🥂

Bitcoin Chart from Doctor Profit Prediction
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2025-04-21 17:16