Dubai’s Latest: Crypto, Camels, and Government Bills! Dubai Signs Up For Digital Drama 🤯🪙

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Step right up, folks! The government of Dubai has inked a deal with Crypto.com—yes, the one with more commercials than popcorn at a Saturday matinee—to launch crypto payments for government services. Mazel tov! Next up: camels on hoverboards! 🐪

This historic pact, signed during the Dubai fintech Summit on May 12 (free baklava for attendees not included), is part of Dubai’s epic quest to become a “fully digital, cashless society.” Apparently, you’ll soon be able to pay your parking tickets with Bitcoin… or just pretend you lost your private keys. 🙈

Once this futuristic service launches, every Dubai resident—be they tycoon or tourist—can pay government fees using Crypto.com’s digital wallets. The magical money will be converted into dirhams faster than you can say “blockchain buzzword” and zipped to the Department of Finance. If the government says so, who are we to argue?

Amna Mohammed Lootah, queen of digital payment systems regulation (not an actual royal, but she runs the money show), says the plan is for 90% of transactions to be cashless by 2026. The other 10%? Probably people still looking for WiFi.

Amna assured everyone this is “a milestone” on the road to Dubai’s cashless utopia. Don’t worry if you’ve lost your wallet—you weren’t going to need it anyway!

As for which cryptos will be allowed, the DOF pulled a classic: “We’ll accept stable cryptocurrencies.” Not naming names, but let’s just say if your coin is up one thousand percent in a day, maybe hang on to your camels.

Meanwhile, Abu Dhabi isn’t letting Dubai have all the fun—a trio of big shots, including their sovereign wealth fund, plans to launch a dirham-pegged stablecoin. Will it be flashy? Absolutely. Will the camels notice? Probably not.

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The plot thickens! Dubai first announced this ambitious digital strategy in October 2024. By then, apparently 97% of government payments were already digital. That’s right: the only thing left using cash was the falafel cart on 2nd Street.

The DOF predicts that the cashless strategy will shower Dubai’s economy with at least 8 billion dirhams ($2.1 billion). What will they do with all that extra dough? Probably buy more servers…or sand. You never know.

Ahmad Ali Meftah, executive director of the central accounts sector at the DOF (try fitting that title on a business card), claims they’re still crafting a regulatory framework that “fosters innovation” and “ensures the highest standards.” Translation: If something goes wrong, it was part of the plan!

Let’s be honest, Dubai’s always been crypto-friendly. Just this spring, they hosted Token2049—two days, hundreds of tokens, and not a single functioning vending machine left standing.

And if real estate is your game, Dubai started a pilot project to turn real estate assets into digital tokens on blockchain. So now, you can own a slice of a building and brag about it at dinner parties without having any idea where it actually is. 🏢

Not wanting to be upstaged, even New York lawmakers are jumping on the crypto-payment bandwagon. Because if there’s one thing the Big Apple loves, it’s more ways to pay for a cup of overpriced coffee. ☕

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2025-05-13 07:38