Ah, Messieurs et Mesdames of the blockchain ballet, gather ye round: Uniswap, that unruly force in the Decentralized Bazaar, unveils, on this most auspicious of Mays, a contraption so effortless it shall rescue your precious fingers from fatigue—behold, “one-click swaps”. Yes, truly, the labor of two clicks is simply an outrage! 🎭
‘Tis Uniswap (UNI)—such name, such chic!—proclaiming to the world the hatching of a feature, now strutting proudly on their digital promenade. This marvel blesses those modern wallets, the ones possessing the mysterious virtues of Ethereum’s EIP-5792. It’s like opera, but for gas fees—and somewhat less tuneful.
EIP-5792, for those not fluent in the language of sorcery, bestows a single, predictable stage for our little transactions, be they summoned from a commoner’s key or a noble smart contract. Oh, the unity! The harmonies! The absolute absence of improvisation!
“Introducing one-click swaps. Now live on the Uniswap Web App for smart wallets with EIP-5792 support. Fewer clicks, less gas, faster swaps,” declaims Uniswap Labs, with the subtlety of a musketeer announcing a duel. 🌪️
But wait! This innovation rides in on the coattails of the grand Pectra upgrade to Ethereum—Marching smart wallets into the future (or at least the next act). A tidy 7,702 wallets are now cosily nestled in Uniswap’s capacious embrace, all prepared to wave goodbye to tedious approvals. Approve, swap, exit stage left—all in a single transaction! If only love were so simple.
And lo, on May 12, Sir Hayden of Adams, chief juggler and wallet-whisperer at Uniswap Labs, announced their own “7702 wallet” would soon leap into the fray, trailed by a gaggle of other 7702 hopefuls. The ultimate ambition? To let every crypto peasant swap with royal efficiency—just like Trust Wallet’s high-wire act.
Now, to the scandalous numbers that send rivals swooning: Uniswap, the DEX with the thirst of Bacchus, guzzled a stupefying $3 trillion in all-time volume—first among its peers to reach such heights, and if Sir Adams is to be believed, not the last: $10 trillion lies yonder, teasing us all.
Uniswap is the first DEX to $3T volume 🦄
Bet its the first to 10
Grateful to everyone who swapped along the way as we decentralize the global finance system 🌐
— Hayden Adams 🦄 (@haydenzadams) May 12, 2025
DeFillama, known for keepers of all beans and coins, reports Uniswap pirouetting beyond $3.62 billion in daily spectacle. A weekly leap over $20.8 billion, up 83%—faster than a valet fleeing his debts. And yet, the cunning PancakeSwap prances alongside, up 127% in seven days, and dare we say it, a whisker ahead with $3.63B in the last 24 hours. Ruffled wigs all around!
But atop the mountain, by total value locked, sits Uniswap’s bounteous purse—over $4.96 billion, leaving poor PancakeSwap sobbing with a mere $1.79 billion. In this masquerade of mints and swaps, Uniswap remains the peerless dandy—with one-click power, naturally.
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2025-05-13 21:50