Josh Freese shares 10 hilarious theories on why Foo Fighters let him go

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Recently, Foo Fighters opted for a unique decision by letting go drummer Josh Freese from their lineup. Previously, he had stepped in following Taylor Hawkins’ tragic passing, and Freese was no stranger to professional drumming, having dedicated four decades to it. He appeared content in his role within the band.

Perhaps the band has decided to return to recording new music following a break they imposed upon themselves. Dave Grohl might be seeking a permanent drummer for future studio sessions, as he frequently plays drums on albums but also handles guitar and vocals. Nevertheless, let’s not forget that Grohl is essentially Foo Fighters at heart.

Freeze shared that he unexpectedly got a call from the band in the dead of night, informing him they had let him go. No explanation was provided. Since he’d been part of the band for two years, one might expect some clarification, but the music industry operates under its unique set of rules, distinct from the ordinary universe.

Former Foo Fighters drummer Josh Freese gives 10 potential reasons for his termination

Instead, Freese found himself needing to develop his own theories about the situation or draw from comments made by social media users regarding his dismissal. In an attempt to clarify his termination, the drummer shared ten potential reasons for his departure on Instagram.

Freese chose not to make a big fuss or complain publicly about the band, instead opting for a more lighthearted approach. This shows that he is a man of good character and grace, setting an example we could all strive to follow.

The ten “reasons” given:

  • 10. Once whistled “My Hero” for a week solid on tour
  • 9. Could only name one Fugazi song
  • 8. Two words: polyrhythms
  • 7. Metronome-like precision behind the kit deemed “soulless”
  • 6. Demanded starting every rehearsal with a 20 minute cowbell sound bath
  • 5. Never even once tried growing a beard
  • 4. Didn’t show up to studio because Mercury was in retrograde
  • 3. Promised Noodles he could be 4th guitarist
  • 2. Refused to perform unless he was guaranteed a Ouija board and nunchucks after every show
  • 1. The whole poodle thing was getting to be a bit much

Six might not have been so terrible after all. Putting myself in the shoes of Christopher Walken from Saturday Night Live, it seems we’re all afflicted by a strange malady, and the sole remedy for this peculiar condition is to play even more cowbells.

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2025-05-20 22:00