Bitcoin Surges Higher While Fed Chair Mumbles Through Speech—What a Surprise! 😂

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Bitcoin Surges Higher While Fed Chair Mumbles Through Speech—What a Surprise! 😂

Well, folks, it seems our shiny digital gold called Bitcoin took a good ol’ jump up in the world, right after Fed’s big boss, Jerome Powell, went on stage and didn’t say a darn thing about the economy. Yep, you heard that right! 💰🤡

Bitcoin rising graph

Powell, who’s supposed to be the captain of this economic ship, decided to keep his lips sealed about the stormy waters we’re all sailing through—thanks to those charming Trump tariffs. Yet, Bitcoin’s climbing higher than a squirrel in a tree, holdin’ steady above $104,000, and might just be fixin’ to hit that sweet $105,000 mark. 📈🚀

Earlier in the day, the price dipped down to a meager $103,700—probably just to keep us on our toes—while traders held their breath, nervously twiddling their thumbs, wonderin’ if they should sell or hold on for dear life. It’s almost like trying to guess what a cat’s gonna do next—frustrating and unpredictable! 🐱💸

This speech came after Powell’s first meet-up with President Trump since the administration kicked off earlier this year. And wouldn’t you just know it, he and Trump didn’t say a word about the economy—probably too busy grinnin’ and winkin’ behind closed doors, I reckon. 🤔

For all the juicy details, you can check out the full story at Coingape.com.

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2025-06-02 21:56