Well, wouldn’t you look at that? GameStop, the darling of meme stocks and poor decisions, has
drunkenly stumbled into the hallowed halls of the Top 100 Bitcoin holders at a charming #13 position,
clutching a modest 4,710 BTC. Who knew all it took was a pandemic, a Reddit army, and a dash of digital
bravado? Clearly, digital assets are the new black, even for the retailer who once thought blockchain meant
a new game console. Bravo, GameStop! 🎩💼
17 Companies Go Broke—Uh, Broaden their Bitcoin Horizons
Seventeen brave (or perhaps desperate) firms have bolstered their Bitcoin coffers by a whopping +9,500 BTC,
proving that even in market chaos, some corporate overlords still have cash to burn on the digital gold rush.
Who needs stability when you have FOMO? 📈💸
Top Dogs and Paws in the Crypto Kennel
- MicroStrategy (MSTR) remains the kingpin with a staggering 186,550 BTC—who needs a bank? 🚀
- Marathon Digital (MARA) and TwentyOne (CEP) chase with 48,237 BTC and 36,318 BTC, respectively—probably running on caffeine.
- Block (Square), Coinbase, and Tesla stay glued in the top 10—because why not sprinkle some Elon magic? ⚡
Global Techno-Whizzes, Miners, and Financiers—Oh My!
From North America to Asia and Europe, these illustrious firms parade their digital stacks. Asia’s Metaplanet and NexTech AR
show that tech addiction is truly an international sport—and apparently, so is hoarding Bitcoin. Get your passports ready and
your wallets heavier! 🌍💰
Institutional Chorus: ‘More Bitcoin, Please’🎶
With the grand total surpassing a staggering 814,237 BTC among the Top 100, it’s clear: the big players are here to stay—and
to buy more. GameStop’s latest stunt? Just the tip of the iceberg in an endless corporate Bitcoin binge. Who knew that
Wall Street’s new game involved a lot of digital zeros and heroes? 🏦🚀
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