Watch the Clown Dance: Cardi B’s Latest Pump and Disappearing Act! 🎭💥
Ah, the grand spectacle of greed and folly! Cardi B, the queen of glamour, decides to play prophet for a moment—tweeting about WAP, her shiny new toy. The price jumps, wallets grow fat, and everyone cheers, “This time it’s different!” But fools, beware! Just as swiftly as a flash of false hope, the market crashes harder than a drunken clown falling from the trapeze. From $2.5 million to a mere $139K, a mere trifle in the carnival of deception. 🎪🤡
On the day of folly, Cardi B heralded the return of “Wet Ass and Pussy,” sharing the contract address with the air of a kid handing out candy—”Even wetter than last time,” she boasted. The price responded, leaping from a humble $0.0011 to $0.0022—beautifully pointless, like a fireworks display doomed to fizzle. 💥🔥
But the joke wore thin fast. Minutes later, the market cap—what little there was—vanished into thin air. Wallet whisperers (@dethective), those guardians of the truth, revealed the secret—a handful of crooked wallets had bought WAP days before, and now, cashing out like greedy pigs at the trough, they reaped ten times their initial “investment.” That’s the true art of the scam—set the stage, lure the naïve, then rake in the loot and vanish into the shadows. 🐷💰
“So today, @iamcardib remembered she still held a mountain of WAP tokens. Just enough to stir the pot again. Pump, dump, repeat—like a drunken sailor chasing the horizon. The market cap, once $2.5 million, tumbling to $139K—less than a bad joke. Some wallets bought the coin five days ago, then sold it just as Cardi tweeted. Ah, the sweet music of greed!” — dethective (@dethective) June 3, 2025
Turns out, Cardi B was holding onto her stash from last year’s spectacle—when WAP briefly flirted with a $40 million valuation before crashing down faster than a house of cards. Even the security watchdogs at PeckShield cried foul, whispering of dark tricks and shady dealings. The more things change, the more they stay the same, eh? 🎭
“If you got duped again by Ghetto Trash @iamcardib and her WAP Scam, you deserve it,” sneered the wisecrackers of the crypto world. The lesson? Never trust a rapper with your money—especially when her poker face is as convincing as a clown’s smile. 🤡💸
Even on-chain detective ZachXBT chimed in, hinting that Cardi B’s little game might be motivated by more than just entertainment—perhaps she’s chasing the coins to cover her debts, fighting her estranged husband Offset over child support and alimony. The circus continues—who’s the clown now? 🤡🕵️♂️
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2025-06-05 12:03