After Nick Cannon Insured His Private Parts For Millions, He Revealed One Regret He Has About The Arrangement

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As a gamer who has seen my fair share of wild stories and unconventional decisions in video games and real life, I can’t help but chuckle at Nick Cannon‘s latest escapade. Insuring his assets for $10 million, one might think it’s a move straight out of a Grand Theft Auto side mission.

Over the past few years, Nick Cannon, known for hosting The Masked Singer (airing its 12th season in 2024), has drawn attention due to his unconventional lifestyle. With 12 children from six different women, it’s not shocking to discover the body part he values most. However, eyebrows were raised again this summer when news broke that Cannon had insured those assets for millions of dollars. Now, it seems Cannon has one remorse about his decisions.

Nick Cannon, like some famous figures such as Mariah Carey (whose legs and vocal abilities are estimated to be worth around $70 million), also took steps to insure a valuable asset of his own – his testicles for a sum of $10 million. Speaking about this decision, the star of Drumline expressed some regret, admitting to E! News that he might have made a misstep.

It wasn’t enough. Should’ve been $12 million, one for each kid.

Absolutely! Let me rephrase Nick Cannon’s argument in an accessible way:

Currently, it appears that a father’s personal assets, such as his financial well-being, are not directly tied to his children’s birth – quite the contrary, as Nick Cannon’s financial situation suggests he pays child support. However, when considering the substantial cost associated with having multiple children, it seems reasonable to estimate around $1 million per child for protection against potential future expenses. This is based on Cannon’s reasoning for purchasing such coverage.

Instead of supermodels insuring their legs for vast sums, it might seem reasonable to consider insuring your most valuable resources as well, since you want to ensure the security and wellbeing of your children even if one day your vitality may diminish.

It’s being speculated that he might be gaining financially from his personal assets down there, or perhaps it’s a matter of inheritance, like every one of Daddy Cannon’s eleven kids gets a million bucks when he takes the “blue pill”. That would make for quite an interesting family discussion for the actor.

Although he didn’t delve deeper into the reasoning behind the insurance policy, he was clear in communicating that his latest actions should not be interpreted as worry about present or future problems. He explained this point clearly to everyone.

I still got a long way to go.

It’s unclear if Nick Cannon plans to have more kids, but based on recent developments, it seems his romantic life is thriving. If he truly prioritizes caring for his family, there’s always room to adjust his family planning should he choose to do so.

Since the birth of his youngest daughter Halo in December 2022 (Alyssa Scott’s baby), there has been a period of calmness regarding new additions to Nick Cannon’s family. This was about a year after he and Alyssa had lost their first child, Zen, due to brain cancer at five months old.

As we anticipate news regarding Nick Cannon, don’t forget to catch him on “The Masked Singer,” airing at 8 p.m. ET on Wednesday on Fox. Episodes can be streamed the following day if you have a Hulu subscription. Enjoy!

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2024-09-30 01:37