Ah, mesdames et messieurs! Behold the ridiculous spectacle of a former employee of Near Protocol, who, in a most unfortunate twist of fate, found himself the unsuspecting star of an awkward opera! During a public call, our dear Andrew Krynin, erstwhile business development manager, found his screen betraying him—exposing not noble spreadsheets, but rather some rather scandalous images that might make even the most seasoned libertine blush! 💃😅
While he was engaging in highbrow discussions with the esteemed Cameron Dennis, two salacious pictures leapt forth to greet the audience, causing gasps and giggles alike. The audience, it seems, had the pleasure of witnessing the true essence of his “desktop,” which promptly became the talk of the town on the wretched platform known as X! 🐦
LOLOLOL$NEAR‘s dashing dev has certainly taken a turn towards the risqué these days!
— Devchart 👨🏻💻 (@devchart) February 13, 2025
How quick was the response of Near Protocol, you ask? Like a duke caught in a scandal, they hastened to issue an apology, feigning great responsibility before they whisked the incriminating video away from the public’s eye. And yet, ten hours later, our dear Krynin had his own revelation. A quaint little apology, seemingly directed at “the ONLY person” in his heart—his girlfriend! How romantic! 💌❤️
But lo and behold, see how the winds have changed! In the aftermath of this saucy blunder, the NEAR token danced upward, prancing along with a 6% rise, as if it had found its footing on a grand stage. While some may claim this was merely a mishap, there are whispers that it was a cunning marketing ploy wrapped in intrigue! 🤔✨
A stroke of genius by $NEAR, my friends!
Why, everyone’s chattering about them now!
Let us see the encore!
— Charlie (@btc_charlie) February 13, 2025
Simultaneously, a flurry of bullish charts paraded across the platform, with fervent believers proclaiming that NEAR’s price has secured itself a fortress of support where it had once risen like a phoenix from the ashes! Oh, the drama! 📈🔥
$NEAR
An exquisite sight to behold.
Behold the support that has risen like the sun from the place of initial triumph!I wouldn’t be shocked to witness a new epoch of highs!
Such a favored chain of commerce!
— RJ (@RJtradescrypto) February 14, 2025
Another astute observer eloquently predicted the march of the NEAR price toward the heavenly resistance of a falling wedge, anticipating a dramatic rally worthy of the theatre—a 100-120% boom to come! Oh, la la! 🎭📊
So, if this scandalous moment was indeed a rather astute marketing stunt, it appears to have worked its charm with the rabble on X, who are now all aflame with desire for $NEAR! 🔥💰
Are we not all longingly invested in $NEAR, cherubs?
— 0xDefinci (@0xDeFinci) February 13, 2025
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