Ladies and gentlemen, take a seat—preferably not the wobbly chair in the corner—and prepare yourself for CoinDesk’s daily spectacle of digital drama: the CoinDesk 20 Index update.
At this very hour, the Index sulks at a rather genteel 2503.6, having waltzed up a demure 0.1% (+3.51)—barely enough to ruffle a dapper cravat—since Monday at 4 p.m. Eastern.
Eight out of twenty assets are enjoying a flirtation with the green, while the rest lounge about like bored aristocrats at a country manor weekend.
And now, the promenade of the stars: the ever-chipper Bitcoin Cash leapt a sprightly 1.0% (it’s positively giddy), hotly pursued by Bitcoin itself, popping in with a respectable but not-quite-heartstopping +0.7%. One imagines them exchanging knowing glances at the gala.
Meanwhile, APT and NEAR have missed the invitation entirely—down 3.5% and 3.0% respectively—perhaps overwhelmed by the ennui of the season or simply nursing a metaphorical hangover behind the curtains. 🍸
The CoinDesk 20, for those who tire of provincial exchanges, dances across platforms and continents, sharing its sophisticated indifference with markets everywhere. One does try to keep up. 🚀
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2025-04-15 16:29