So, guess what? Satoshi Nakamoto, the guy who probably invented Bitcoin when he was bored one afternoon, just watched his portfolio nosedive by a cool $30 billion. Arkham Intelligence, yeah, those guys, spilled the beans. 🤑
Today, Bitcoin decided to play limbo and went, “How low can you go?” It hit $74,604, which sounds like a lot until you realize it’s a multi-month low. Then it was like, “Just kidding!” and bounced back a bit. Classic Bitcoin, always keeping us on our toes. 🤡
Now, Bitcoin’s down over30% from its all-time high in January. Imagine buying a pizza with Bitcoin in2010 and now you can’t even afford the toppings. 🍕😭
Meanwhile, the entire crypto market is getting a beating, right alongside stocks and whatever else people gamble on these days. It’s like a financial version of “The Hunger Games” out there. 🎲💥
And Satoshi? Still the biggest mystery since the ending of ‘Lost’. Mike Novogratz, the Galaxy CEO, thinks he’s probably dead. Which, let’s be honest, is the ultimate exit strategy. “Sorry, can’t answer your questions, I’m dead.” Genius. 🕵️♂️💀
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2025-04-07 23:17