Bitcoin Miners Are Paid Peanuts—Yet Refuse to Quit! Find Out Why 🥜💸

CryptoQuant—a name that rings with the gravity of philosophers and yet invokes the surreptitious schemes of Scapin—brings forth on-chain data festooned with metrics. Revenues have sunk with all the enthusiasm of a stone thrown into a duck pond. And yet! Do our miner friends clutch their pearls and run for the exits? Non, non! Their composure would put even the grandest actors of the Comédie-Française to shame.

You Won’t Believe What Pi Network Just Did – And Why The Pi Coin’s Still Flat!

For all you Pi folks plunking away on your phones hoping to strike digital gold: the days of deciphering crypto exchanges that look like they were designed by mad scientists are over. Now you can swap Pi Coins and “real” money with a few simple clicks. Like ordering shoes online, except your shoes are coins, and your coins might or might not be worth the trouble. 🥿🪙