You’ll Never Guess What Coinbase Wants the Senate To Do Before August 👀
Behold: Brian Armstrong, unflappable CEO of Coinbase (his head gleaming brighter than a freshly minted Dogecoin), ascended his virtual soapbox Tuesday. His message? A clarion call to the esteemed lawmakers—who are, of course, distracted by the grandeur of election-year posturing and buffet tables—to please, for the love of digital sanity, pass some crypto laws before August. Armstrong, the patron saint of stablecoins (or at least self-appointed deputy), sang his plea on X, that great town square where pronouncements vie for glory with cat memes.
Here’s Armstrong’s latest sonnet: