On Thursday, news outlet Independent Urdu reported that the IMF has rejected Pakistan’s proposal to subsidize electricity to certain industries, including the crypto mining and artificial intelligence (AI) sectors.
As a centerpiece in Nicholas Wealthās imposing XFUNDS suite, BLOX proclaims itself actively managedāas if to reassure the nervous rich that even in a world of algorithms, someone in a waistcoat is actually minding the store.
During this week, the House of Representatives will take up three monumental bills on digital assets. You know, things like the CLARITY Act (because apparently, clarity was hard to come by in the world of crypto), the Anti-CBDC Surveillance State Act (trust me, it sounds cooler than it actually is), and the Senateās GENIUS Act (because who doesnāt want to be a genius?).
For years, weāve heard that these projects are going to ābank the unbanked.ā But somehow, all they manage to produce is a killer press release and a ghost town Telegram groupāthe kind where your only companion is a bot that keeps asking if you want to invest in Dogecoin. The actual humans? Yeah, they get left holding nothing but hope and buffering screens.
That most irrepressible of gentlemen, President Donald Trump, has once again found himself at the center of a most unbecoming controversy. His “Big, Beautiful Bill”, a legislative behemoth aimed at bolstering defense and border funding whilst slashing welfare programs, has narrowly passed the House with a vote of 218-214. One cannot help but wonder, dear reader, if the President’s remarks in Des Moines, wherein he professed his utter disdain for those Democrats who dared oppose his bill, were entirely becoming of his office š. The internet, that great bastion of civility and decorum, has been quick to condemn his words as divisive and unpresidential.