XRP Dances Down the RSI Stairs—Traders Can’t Look Away!

Enter, stage left: chartiste extraordinaire CasiTrades, fresh from the social media salons, bearing scandalous tidings! Our beloved RSI, once striding nobly upwards since April, has most ungallantly tripped beneath a trusted trendline. It’s all there, posed in dramatic chiaroscuro on the chart—this break is no minor slip of the toe, but a veritable change of tempo in XRP’s momentum minuet.

You Won’t Believe How Bots Are Eating Blockchain Gains Like Hungry Students at a Free Buffet 🤖🍕

Picture, if you will, young Solana and Ethereum L2s, fresh and hopeful, streaking ahead with newfound capacity—only to be greeted by a horde of bots. Not unlike a poetry club overrun by philosophy students, the “MEV searchers” perform frenzied spam auctions, filling blockchains with the earnest yet ill-fated searches for profit. The result? Scaling dreams dissolving with the grace of yesterday’s snow in April.