Ethereum’s Wild Swing: Will It Explode or Just Ghost Us Again?

Take Ted Pillows (I know, if you’re going to make predictions on the internet, choose a name you can embroider on a cushion). He’s waving his charts, insisting Ethereum has bounced off its classic “lower channel” like a cat that can’t decide if it wants in or out. Apparently, this is ETH’s signature move – did it in 2017, did it in 2021, made a lot of people tweet in all-caps, and now could be ready to do it again. Or maybe not. Who knows, crypto is basically astrology with spreadsheets.

Experts Predict Ethereum Will Explode to $10,000—Does This Mean Altcoin Riches for You?

The excitement began when the mystical Mikybull, who communicates exclusively in thunderous bull emojis and riddles, thwacked a message on X (which, for some odd reason, people insist is not called Twitter anymore). “Ethereum’s done with the ‘Wyckoff reaccumulation’ test!” he bellowed. If you’re wondering what that means, picture ETH pulling on its best running shoes and preparing, during an oddly named exercise drill, to bolt straight for the moon.