Well, well, well! Looks like the Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC) is finally jumping on the crypto bandwagon. Caroline Pham, the acting chair of the CFTC, has decided to “get back to basics” by hosting a series of roundtable talks with crypto industry leaders. And why, you ask? To address those pesky regulatory pain points, … Read more
Ah, dear reader, gather ’round as we embark on a whimsical journey through the labyrinthine corridors of the digital ether! The illustrious TON Core, those gallant knights of The Open Network (TON) blockchain, have unveiled their grandiose plans for the year 2025. One can only imagine the raucous laughter echoing through the halls of innovation … Read more
In a twist that could only be rivaled by the most absurd of Russian novels, Jennifer Rosenthal, once the illustrious Head of Communications at Grayscale Investments, has now donned the mantle of Chief Communications Officer at the DeFi Education Fund. Who would have thought? 🤔 With a flourish befitting a character from a Gogol tale, … Read more
In the monotonous landscape of human folly, where technology breeds new forms of desperation, Spanish authorities have discovered yet another tragicomic narrative of monetary transgression. One might laugh, were it not so painfully predictable. 🙄 A consortium of blockchain entities—Tron, Tether, and TRM Labs—have orchestrated a peculiar ballet of financial intervention, freezing a sum that … Read more
In a world where the common man grapples with the complexities of the digital ether, behold! The illustrious Abstract, a blockchain of the people, has emerged from the shadows, wielding the mystical powers of the zero-knowledge stack, courtesy of ZKsync and Celestia. Yes, dear reader, they have unveiled their mainnet, and it is as if … Read more