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Murphy, with all the flair of a showman, has lodged a Freedom of Information Act lawsuit, beckoning the Department to cough up any and all details regarding a rather fascinating encounter. You see, at a delightful April 2019 soiree known as the OffshoreAlert Conference, a DHS special agent by the name of Rana Saoud let slip that some of her colleagues might have mingled with the four supposed creators of Bitcoin. One can almost hear the gasps from the audience. 🎤✨

He sat down with Crypto Banter, all high and mighty, declaimin’ that the grand champion called Bitcoin will hog the limelight for a spell yet. Why, if I had a nickel for every time someone declared BTC the king, I’d be richer than a gold prospector during a rush. Hayes reckons that once Bitcoin truly hits them lofty heights way beyond $100,000, the smaller fry’ll set off like fireworks on the Fourth of July. 🎆

In a moment that would make even the most stoic data analyst squeal with delight, Hedera’s BBTrend indicator has plodded its way into positive territory, rising to 3.96 after wallowing around -17.12 just a week ago. If you’re new to the BBTrend, think of it like your overly cautious life coach who tracks momentum relative to Bollinger Bands. Values above 0 suggest the disco ball might be spinning in your favor, while values below 0 imply the party’s over and the snack table is bare.

Listen up, crypto nerds! Your precious Bitcoin is apparently acting like that rich kid who never has to work because of their trust fund. Not a good look! 💅

Binance, that there crypto exchange, put out a paper on April the 7th, analyzin’ the mess these U.S. tariffs have made. Seems ol’ Uncle Sam’s been gettin’ feisty with his trade policies since President Trump moseyed back into office in January. This latest tariff tantrum, they’re callin’ it “Liberation Day” (fancy that!), stirred up a hornet’s nest, with other countries throwin’ tariffs right back. Binance says it’s like the Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act back in ’30, when things got mighty dusty. Import taxes shot up to near 19%, mind you, from a measly 2.5% back in 2024. 😠