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Enter blockchain, the knight in shining armor, wielding smart contracts like a sword. Decentralization, it whispers, is the antidote to this dystopian nightmare. The perils of centralized systems are no secret—just ask the voters of New Hampshire, who in January 2024 were bombarded with deepfake robocalls of President Joe Biden, urging them to skip the primary. This brazen act of manipulation, which led to an FCC ban on deepfake robocalls, exposed the fragility of centralized platforms, where data is hoarded like treasure in a dragon’s lair.

Only a week ago, Trump threw his tariff net across many lands, notably China, then—voilà—he lifted it to 104%. Markets swooned like fainting aristocrats, fearing the U.S. might tumble into economic gloom and drag others along. Meanwhile, the Nasdaq 100 tripped down 12%, and even the famed bitcoin plummeted 10%, briefly glimpsing the unseemly price below $75,000. 📉

His recent inquiry, a veritable spark in the icy waters of the Riksdag, has ignited a debate that could rival the most heated discussions over the merits of herring versus gravlax. Should Sweden, the land of ABBA and IKEA, really contemplate including BTC in its official foreign exchange reserves? The question hangs in the air like a cloud of Swedish smoke, thick and pungent.

Perpetual swap contracts are like that friend who always wants to bet on the price of a coin without actually owning it. They function similarly to futures contracts, but here’s the kicker: they never expire! So, traders can hold onto their positions longer than a bad relationship. 💔

In his truly *unparalleled* wisdom, Hoskinson could not help but bring up the ever-popular subject of the moment: the Trade War, which, under the diligent direction of President Trump, now affects virtually every corner of the globe. According to the great man himself, this entire debacle is, in fact, the perfect illustration of why the world needs decentralization—and, yes, you guessed it—blockchain. What a revelation! 🔥