On June 17, like a magician revealing his tricks, the Paris-listed firm (Euronext: ALTBG.PA) unveiled its grand design: a long-term strategy to hoard Bitcoin (BTC) per share as if it were the last loaf of bread in a dystopian bakery. 🍞
Key Support levels: $0.64 (the last lifeboat) and $0.45 (the sharks have names)
This audacious move is not just a step; it’s a grand leap in OKX’s European escapade, akin to a daring hero charging into the fray. With a promise of security and regulation, these platforms are designed to make crypto trading as accessible as a loaf of bread in a baker’s shop. 🍞
In a recent missive on the platform known as X, the astute observer Axel Adler Jr. has illuminated the latest trends in the Exchange Inflow of our two stablecoin protagonists, USDT and USDC. One might wonder, what is this “Exchange Inflow”? It is, dear reader, a measure of the total assets flowing into the wallets of centralized exchanges, a veritable river of digital currency.
In a motion filed on a rather unremarkable Monday, the esteemed United States Bankruptcy Court for the Southern District of New York has declared that an agreement has been reached between the debtors of Celsius and Mr. Mashinsky, along with his associates from AM Ventures Holdings Inc., Koala1 LLC, and Koala3 LLC. This agreement, one might say, is akin to a gentleman’s handshake, which prohibits the distribution of any proceeds from the bankruptcy to these parties. How very noble! 🙄