This latest request follows a heart-to-heart with District Judge Analisa Torres, who, no doubt, is developing a severe aversion to acronyms. Apparently, this could be a make-or-break affair for Ripple; if the judge casts a cold eye over their motion and promptly rejects it, Ripple’s dream of settling things faster than you can say “blockchain” might just take a scenic detour.
But wait! There’s more! The number of those illustrious whale wallets—those grand repositories of wealth—has also reached an unprecedented zenith. A veritable flotilla of 2,700 wallets now holds at least 1 million XRP each, each worth approximately $2.25 million. One cannot help but chuckle at the irony: while the common man toils away, these titans of finance swim in a sea of digital currency, their confidence swelling like a balloon at a child’s birthday party.
In a filing dated June 16, 2025, the SEC, in a move that can only be described as “let’s not rush this,” submitted a status report requesting that the appeals stay on hold until at least August 15, 2025. That’s right, folks—mark your calendars! This is when we’ll get another thrilling update. Meanwhile, Ripple and the SEC are still trying to work out a possible settlement that could change the course of this long-running case. It’s like watching two people trying to agree on a restaurant for dinner—endless negotiations and a lot of eye-rolling. 🍽️
It seems Liverpudlians have a knack for managing their digital assets, outpacing every other city in the study. That 13% figure is like a beacon of hope in a sea of uncertainty, suggesting a hearty appetite for Bitcoin and Ethereum, even as the markets do their best impression of a rollercoaster. Many locals check their crypto prices more often than they check the weather, with some logging in daily just to see if they’re rich yet. 💸
As if yearning to endear itself to the masses—that teeming rabble so fond of discount opportunities—B3 saw fit to whittle down the costs of its already existing Bitcoin futures. What a cunning gesture! After all, nothing rouses the domestic investor like a bargain that smells faintly of hope and desperation. Meanwhile, the new altcoin dreams are spun for an international clientele—a cosmopolitan crowd that likely eats caviar with their crypto profits. 🍾