Yet, not all is carnival and roses. The inflow of these ‘stable’ tokens into centralized exchanges (CEXs) looks like my uncle after lunch—sluggish and less enthusiastic than before.
On this fine Tuesday, Prime Minister Anwar Ibrahim, with all the gravitas of a stage actor, announced this initiative during the Sasana Symposium 2025 in Kuala Lumpur. He proclaimed it to be the “beginning of a new chapter” for Malaysia’s digital economy. One wonders if he has read the previous chapters, which were filled with more plot twists than a soap opera.
il permet aux employés des entreprises participantes d’être payés le jour même, au lieu d’attendre la fin du mois. Bertschler a décrit la norme actuelle comme “30 jours à prendre votre liberté, à choisir ce que vous faites de votre argent”, surtout pour ceux qui vivent d’un chèque de paie à l’autre. Quelle tragédie ! 🍷💸
Ah, the joy of free things. ZA Miner, the cloud mining company based in the ever-innovative UK, has unveiled a *miracle*: a platform where you can mine Bitcoin, Dogecoin, and Litecoin without touching a piece of hardware, spending a dime on setup costs, or even needing a clue about how mining works. Truly, a revolution in laziness. 😌
In this brave new world, transactions are recorded with the precision of a clockmaker, ensuring transparency and security for all players. And let us not forget the smart contracts, those clever little automata that ensure winners receive their due in a timely manner—because who wants to wait for their winnings like a peasant waiting for bread? 🍞