How Pi Network’s Tokenomics Will Stop Your Cousin from Taking All the Tokens 🚀💥

Tokens don’t just tumble out like confetti; each allocation—from the communal spoils to the Core Team’s secret cookie jar—blooms only as swiftly as the community decides to pack its bags and migrate. If the collective ~troglodytes~ Pioneers lounge in hesitation, then so too do the shiny rewards of the shadowy elites remain locked in their vaults.

Crypto Heist Gone Dark: More Than a Quarter of Stolen Bybit Funds Disappear!

Turns out, a whopping 27.59% of the loot is playing the “where’d I go?” game, mostly due to crypto mixers and decentralized services making the whole thing as murky as a winter pond. But don’t get too sad, there’s still 68.57% of it out there… and it’s definitely not hanging out at your local coffee shop either. As for the remaining 3.84%, it’s been frozen like a popsicle in winter. Not too shabby!

Why Bitcoin’s Climbing Higher Than Your Aunt’s Jenga Tower

This is its loftiest perch since March 7, according to CoinGecko—which sounds like a reptile-themed stock market app—and it means Bitcoin’s bounced a sprightly 18% since its sulky dip to $75,000 earlier this month, when it was probably binge-watching soap operas in its digital cave.