Ark Invest Bets on Solana, and Guess Who’s Coming to the Crypto Party?

According to a Citywire report (because where else would we get our insider gossip?), both the ARK Next Generation Internet ETF (ARKW) and the ARK Fintech Innovation ETF (ARKF) have decided to sprinkle a little Solana magic into their portfolios. How many shares of the 3iQ Solana Staking ETF (SOLQ) did they buy, you ask? A mere 237,500 each. It’s not like they’re going all-in, but hey, it’s enough to make people wonder if Cathie Wood knows something we don’t. (Spoiler: She probably does.)

Avax Card: Crypto Goes Ka-Boom?! 🤯

This card, my friends, is like a golden ticket to Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of chocolate, you get to spend your precious crypto! AVAX, USDC, USDT – they’re all invited to the party! 🎉 Use it online, use it in shops, use it to buy yourself a mountain of sweets! And the best part? No sneaky conversion fees! It’s all linked to your own secret wallet, like a hidden stash of fizzy lifting drinks! 🥤

Crypto Chaos Unleashed: How $M3M3 Became the Biggest Joke on Solana!

In the grim halls of justice, under New York’s indifferent sky, come forth the plaintiffs with their amended cry from April 21, painting a grim picture of Kelsier Labs, Meteora, and a quartet of executives who, like tricksters from a bitter comedy, “intentionally misrepresented” their truths when unveiling M3M3 in December 2024.

🚀 XRP’s Fortunes Soar: A Tale of Futures and Folly 🚀

As chronicled by the esteemed scribes at U.Today, Coinbase Institutional, with all the solemnity and purpose of a suitor calling upon a lady of high standing, submitted their intentions to the CFTC for the privilege of trading in XRP futures just a fortnight past.

Will Bitcoin Hulk Smash $92K or Just Hulk Smash Its Own Hype?

Behold! This enchanted realm coincides with the fabled Trader’s on-chain realized price, a pink serpentine line slithering on Julio’s chart. This alchemical number reveals the average coin price paid by the holders, a potion both mental and technical — the market’s secret diary, if you will.