Our trusty Bloomberg raconteur, Eric Balchunas, wisely noted on the social grapevine (X, no less), “It’s a veritable jamboree of XRP, Litecoin, Solana, Penguins, Doge, and even the mysterious 2x Melania—plus the whole caboodle in between.” Sounds like the crypto circus is coming to town. 🎪
New listings definitely stir the pot, bringing fresh money and hype—Ethereum’s ETF options got a solid applause, if you were wondering. But let’s be honest, no altcoin is about to dethrone Bitcoin’s ETF crown anytime soon. It’s like trying to dethrone Beyoncé with a garage band. Cute, but unlikely.
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Clients can now gripe or cheer over monthly, cash-settled margin contracts, each representing a rather hefty 10,000 XRP tokens. Bitnomial had the temerity to start this fandango in mid-March 2025, but Coinbase’s entrance is much like Jeeves arriving fashionably late with a silver tray.
Top crypto guru Axel Adler (a name that just screams “expert,” right?) dropped some knowledge. Apparently, Bitcoin’s Realized Price (RP) keeps climbing, even though there was this tiny dip since February 2025. Great. Meanwhile, the MVRV ratio—yeah, I know, fancy terms—shows that the speculative premium is shrinking. So, guess what? It’s a “classic accumulation phase.” You know, when everything is fine, but everyone’s too nervous to get excited. Like waiting for your Uber that’s “just around the corner” for 15 minutes.