So, a CDU rep tells BTC Echo (you know, the German crypto site), that they’re “*expressly committed*” to making Germany the go-to place for digital assets. Sure, okay, buddy. This 180-degree turn comes after the CDU scored big in the February 23 elections. Guess what? The people love a good crypto plot twist. But, don’t get too excited, folks—the CDU was basically a crypto villain just last year.
The folks over at the US Securities and Exchange Commission seem to be in for a doozy. Why? Because Paul Atkins just sashayed in as the new sheriff, courtesy of the Senate. 👏 (Never trust a man with two first names unless he’s serving you whiskey or running the SEC.)
But wait, there’s more! DWF Labs, never content with simply amassing wealth in silence, has decided to open a shiny new office in New York City. Who can blame them? Everyone wants a piece of the Big Apple, and DWF is no exception. The goal? To build closer ties with U.S. financial institutions. Because, of course, they weren’t already doing that from their top-secret lair. 🤫
Led by the sagacious Cyber.Fund and the astute Maven11, with a chorus of investors including Coinbase Ventures, Susquehanna, Arrington Capital, and Animoca Ventures, Resolv Labs stands poised to scale its yield-generating stablecoin protocol, Resolv. A venture so bold, it could make a banker blush! 😳
Whale Alert, the vigilant sentry of blockchain activity, has revealed that this mining titan has dispatched over 2,009 Bitcoin in two distinct waves, igniting a flurry of speculation among the crypto faithful.