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Dan, with the gravitas of a man who’s seen too many charts, points out the glaring absence of speculative capital and short-term participants. Gone are the days when retail investors would throw their life savings into Bitcoin like it was a carnival game. “In past cycles,” Dan mused, “the market would heat up faster than a microwave burrito. But now? It’s more like a slow-cooked stew.” He attributes this to macro tightening and the institutionalization of the crypto market — because nothing kills a party like a suit with a spreadsheet.

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Oh, and if you like your charts with a dash of doom, we’ve got a fresh “death cross.” Yes, you heard it right. The name alone sounds like it should be the villain in a sword-and-sandals epic. Investors are fleeing faster than tourists at a Borscht Belt buffet after the gefilte fish runs out.

So, what in tarnation sparked this sudden pump? Glad you asked!

So, what’s their latest bright idea? They’ve filed a Form S-3 with the SEC to raise a whopping $500 million through a securities offering. Yep, half a billion bucks. Guess what they plan to do with it? You guessed it – buy more Bitcoin. Because who doesn’t love a good gamble, right? 💰