CEO Burns Millions in Tokens: Crypto Drama You Can’t Miss! 🚀🔥

Enter John Patrick Mullin, the CEO of Mantra, who, in a move that’s either incredibly bold or slightly unhinged, has pledged to burn his entire team’s token allocation. We’re talking hundreds of millions of dollars here, folks. It’s like setting your own money on fire to prove you’re not a villain—though some might argue it’s a bit late for that.

Crypto Scammers Hijack UK MP’s Account for Hilarious Token Shenanigans!

On the 15th of April, our dear Lucy, the Leader of the House of Commons, seemed to be cheerfully endorsing a Solana-based cryptocurrency called the House of Commons Coin. “A community-driven digital currency!” they chirped, as if it were the latest flavor of ice cream! 🍦 They even directed her followers to jump on the bandwagon and buy in. What a splendid idea! Or was it? 🤔

Crypto Just Got Easier: Alchemy Pay and Ethena Hit the Jackpot!

Picture this: Alchemy Pay, the illustrious Singaporean magician of fiat-to-crypto transactions, has waved its wand over Ethena (ENA). Now, users can buy Ethena’s grand synthetic stablecoin, USDe, along with its proud native token, ENA, using the everyday magic wands we call Visa, Mastercard, Apple Pay, and Google Pay. Only the finest payment methods for the modern sorcerer!