Mon Dieu! What mockery of fate! The great oracle Chainlink, in its infinite wisdom (or perhaps momentary madness), has deemed Pi Network worthy of joining its sacred data streams! Oh, how the mighty have stooped to embrace the modest! ‘Tis truly a marriage of convenience that would make any court jester giggle! š¤¹āāļø
In a display of market might, the OM price took a nosedive from over $6 to a modest below $1, whilst liquidations galloped past an astonishing $70 millionābecause who doesnāt enjoy a good freefall once in a while? š¤·āāļø
With a market cap strutting around at $68.72 billion and a trading volume thatās taken a slight dip to $4.22 billion, one might think itās a quiet Sunday afternoon. Yet, in a single day, a staggering $18.5 million worth of liquidations occurred, and hereās the kicker: both sides took a hit! Long positions lost about $8.7 million, while shorts were not spared either, losing $9.8 million. Itās like a game of musical chairs, and everyoneās left standing. š¶
The worldās financial markets reacted as if someone had just announced a surprise pop quiz. The MSCI Asia-Pacific Index took a nosedive of over 3%, while the Shanghai Composite plummeted by 4.7%āproof that even the Chinese canāt keep a stiff upper lip when tariffs are involved. š Across the pond, European markets werenāt faring much better. Germanyās DAX and the UKās FTSE 100 were weighed down like a pair of overburdened pack mules. š“
In a rather alarming turn of events, the Kauai Police Department (KPD) has issued a public service announcement, warning our dear older residents about a particularly insidious scam. It appears that these charming rogues are masquerading as romantic interests or new pals, luring their victims into the treacherous waters of bogus investment schemes. How romantic! š