In this theatrical production, our heroes, Senators Sheldon Whitehouse and John Fetterman, proudly sponsor the ‘Clean Cloud Act,’ wherein the esteemed Environmental Protection Agency shall muster the courage to devise emissions standards for the monstrous data centers. And lo, criteria shall loom over those facilities and crypto mining operations boasting an impressive power intake of over 100KW! How delightfully arbitrary!
Like poetry written in the language of mathematics, SHIB’s value – $0.00001229 – whispers tales of possibilities. Such modest digits, yet carrying the weight of countless hopes! (Much like my publisher’s advances, I might add 😅)
On the fateful day of April 8, in a letter that could only be described as a clarion call to arms, James addressed the titans of Congress—Senate Majority Leader John Thune, Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumer, House Speaker Mike Johnson, and House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries. With a tone that oscillated between urgency and exasperation, she laid bare the myriad risks that unregulated cryptocurrencies pose to our fragile economic edifice. She proclaimed:
The elusive price lines, apparently established during a whimsical “Trump rally,” still stand tall—like ancient oaks in a moonlit grove—perhaps ready to cradle Bitcoin’s battered dreams. BTCEarth dares suggest a springtime blossoming of bullish fortune, supported by the faint drumbeat of trading volume and historical echoes, as though old ghosts are cheering from the sidelines 😏.
At the time of this writing, NEAR trades at $2.12, up by a modest 4.26%. Yet, despite this price uptick, the aforementioned volume drop doth indicate a distinct lack of commitment from traders. This doth suggest that the recent gains may lack the necessary vigor to incite a sustained rally, unless, of course, buying pressure increases with considerable enthusiasm.