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Fear not, my lovelies! This article is here to save you from endless scrolling and potential RSI. I’ve done the digging (so you don’t have to!) and unearthed four altcoins that might just be your ticket to early retirement. Or at least a decent handbag. ๐Ÿ‘œ

Ethereum’s Price Plunge: Is the Bottom Near or Just a Comedic Intermission?

On the fateful day of April 11, Ethereum spot ETFs bore witness to an outflow of $29.2 million, marking the fourth consecutive day of this disheartening trend. Leading the charge was none other than Grayscaleโ€™s fund (ETHE), which, in a dramatic flourish, recorded the highest withdrawal at $26.1 million. Following closely was Bitwise (ETHW), which saw a mere $3.1 million slip through its fingers. Such is the fickle nature of fortune! ๐Ÿ’ธ

Hold Onto Your Hats! Bitcoin Investors Are Back โ€” Will It Soar or Sink?

Just the other day, the astute sage Burak Kesmeci took to X (Twitter for the uninitiated) to declare that our dear long-term holders (affectionately known as LTHs) might be dusting off their wallets after a good snooze. This observation hinges on a most entertaining little number known as the Long-Term Holder Net Position Change โ€” a fancy way of noting whether these hoarders are feeling generous or stingy with their Bitcoin.