That Hayes chap mentioned to his 679,700 admirers on that social contraption X that, if folks keep tossin’ away US treasuries and that 10-year bond contrivance keeps a-risin’, there’s a mighty chance we’ll see the money printer go brrrr. History tells us that’s the secret sauce that’s sent Bitcoin screamin’ into orbit before. 🤠
Like two gamblers in a Novgorod tavern, President Trump, with his golden mane reminiscent of a proud rooster, prepares to host El Salvador’s young revolutionary, Nayib Bukele – the first brave soul from our Western hemisphere to dare enter Trump’s domain during this term. Oh, what a circus this shall be! 🎪
In a week that could only be described as a veritable carnival of gains, Pi Network has outshone its crypto compatriots with a dazzling 40% increase over the last seven days. What sorcery is at play here, you ask? Well, it appears that a confluence of market conditions and economic factors are dancing together like a troupe of merry minstrels.
In the span of the last 24 hours, the realm of meme cryptocurrencies, particularly those canine-themed, hath experienced a most remarkable recovery after a rather dismal week. The AI meme cryptos and those of Solana’s ilk have surged forth by an impressive 14-16% on average. One might say, “Huzzah!” 🐕
Meanwhile, the crypto market pulled off its best “I’m not crying, you’re crying” comeback by sliding back into the green. Who said financial recoveries aren’t dramatic?