Listen, listen! You want to know if this schmendrick of a token will bounce back? Well, as my Uncle Morris would say, “It’s like betting on the Brooklyn Dodgers – you never know!” 🎪
Bear raids are the crypto equivalent of a schoolyard bully shaking down the smaller kids for lunch money. Whales short-sell, spread FUD (Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt), and dump assets faster than a toddler with a bag of candy. The result? Panic, plummeting prices, and a tidy profit for the orchestrators.
The court papers, heavy with the weight of bureaucratic misadventure, told a tale of legal missteps. Grewal’s words rang out, “legally incorrect” as he dismissed the extension as an unwelcome stalling trick. One couldn’t help but picture an old prospector shaking his head at yet another misadventure in the labyrinth of modern government.
According to a BOP inmate locator—a tool as capricious as the wind—he now finds himself uneasily housed in a medium-security haven in Victorville, as of that fateful Wednesday. Before this relocation, Mr. Fried had sojourned for two whimsical weeks in an Oklahoma Transfer Center and over 18 months in the storied corridors of Brooklyn’s Metropolitan Detention Center. How the wheel of fortune spins!
On one hand, the stage is set for despair. The economic and geopolitical winds blow cold, casting shadows of uncertainty over any hope of market recovery. Yet, amidst this gloom, a glimmer of hope emerges. The 90-day pause in tariffs for some nations offers a fleeting window for negotiation, a chance to reduce the list of countries burdened by Trump’s tariffs.