And get this ā Bitcoin dominance is about to collapse! Altseason is “just around the corner!” I haven’t heard such baloney since my Uncle Morty tried to convince me he invented sliced bread! š
Announced on the 10th day of April (which, for some reason, is a month that always feels like a cruel April Fools’ joke), this collateral mirroring extravaganza promises to make off-exchange collateral usage as secure as a dragon guarding a pile of gold, thanks to the vigilant watch of a globally systemically important bank. Not that we’re suggesting the bank might be a dragonābut who knows what goes on behind those closed doors?
Atkinsā confirmation took *forever*ālike, months of Senate hearings, debates, and probably a few awkward coffee breaks. He finally faced the Senate on March 27, where he talked about securities regulation and digital assets. Spoiler: he didnāt promise to make crypto great again, but he did say heād try to make it less confusing. š¤·āāļø
Some analystsāthose wise sages of the marketāproclaim that our beloved Shiba Inu is far superior to the well-known Dogecoin. Fancy that! It boasts unique charms and an ecosystem that bubbles with potential! You see, it is a deflationary marvel, regularly tossed into the flamesāuh, we mean āburned,ā reducing the supply from a staggering 999 trillion to a mere 584 trillion. Talk about a diet plan! š½ļø
It seems inflation decided to cool its heels, as revealed by the latest Consumer Price Index (CPI), a pedagogical contraption weaving together the spiraling costs of goods and services across our vast land. According to the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics, the CPI for All Urban Consumers (CPI-U) experienced a dramatic decline of 0.1 percent last month, following a previous rise of 0.2%. Ah, the delicate dance of numbers! š