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Trump’s audacious tactic seemed to stem from an acute awareness of the chaotic bond market, where the yields on the 10-year Treasury note had gallivanted to heights not seen in seven weeks. Yet, amidst the temporary relief basking over many countries, one could almost hear the apprehension reverberating through the global marketplace. McCann, in an enlightened discourse upon the grand stage of social media, articulated that investors were once pricing in tariffs for the entire world, but now—oh irony!—they were focusing solely on China, as if the rest of humanity had somehow vanished into obscurity.

By Shayan, because apparently, people still trust him with this stuff

In this melancholic dance of numbers and charts, our beloved XRP has been wandering like a lost soul through the gardens of despair, falling below the sacred $2 mark. How reminiscent it is of those provincial nobles who, having lost their fortune at cards, must face the harsh reality of their diminished status! 😔

Now, historically speaking, when big inflows to exchanges happen, it usually means traders are preparing to cash out. It’s like watching a bunch of kids suddenly decide they don’t want to play with their toys anymore. But wait! Some crypto experts are waving their hands in the air, suggesting that maybe, just maybe, Binance is just gearing up for a trading frenzy. With Bitcoin already strutting its stuff above the $80,000 mark thanks to Trump’s tariff freeze (excluding China, of course—because why not?), this could be a sign of growing investor confidence. Or it could just be a really elaborate game of musical chairs. 🎶

MELANIA: $0.51