Shiba Inu’s Wild Ride: Will This Doge Take Us to the Moon or the Vet?

Shiba Inu Price Chart

Hold onto your wallets, because the market’s sitting pretty at $44.73 billion with $4.14 billion flipping hands today, and Shiba Inu is keeping pace with this rollercoaster — squeaking along at $0.00001169 a pop, flirting with disaster and down a whopping 44.34% this year. Talk about a rough walk in the dog park! 🐾💸

Crypto Mystery: $4.5K to $666K?! 🤑

According to Lookonchain, those blockchain busybodies, three suspiciously lucky wallets managed to accumulate a mountain of these tokens before the rest of us even knew they existed. Insider trading, you say? Perish the thought! (Unless, of course, it’s true. Then, cha-ching! 💰)

You Won’t Believe What’s Happening to These 3 AI Coins at the End of April!

Meanwhile, Story (IP) is the party pooper, down 6.5%, and CLANKER is pretending to be cool with a 7% drop in the past 24 hours. It’s like that moment when you realize your favorite band is no longer cool. The whole AI coin sector is in a holding pattern, with these tokens sitting at key technical levels that could either make them or break them. Drama!

Melania Token: Dumped More Than Trump’s Tweets?! 😱

On-chain data – which, let’s be honest, sounds way more impressive than it probably is – shows that over 6 million MELANIA tokens were chucked overboard this past week. This was achieved through a complex ballet of liquidity additions and withdrawals across eight wallets. Because why make it simple when you can make it complicated, right? Lookonchain, bless their analytical hearts, figured out that about 13 million tokens, worth over $8 million, have been cashed out for a pile of Solana in the last month. 💸